Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, He splits in two, revitalizing all organs, reviving his ability to sing or speak. There are now 2 Justin Biebers that can sing or speak in your room.
Unfortunately, the souls of his(their) screaming fan girls revive Justin Bieber(one of the two) back to life fully functional with weapons installed just for EmperorPalpatine.