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Unfortunately, there are artificial drones who cannot be defeated.

fortunately, the can be re-programmed...

Unfortunately, they were reprogrammed to kill everyone.

Fortunately, the drones were made by windows and they all crashed.

unfortunately while you guys were busy fooling arround with the stupid robots i got away...

Fortunately, a race of super turtles with russian accents and viking beards and helmets came to avenge us all.

Unfortunately a mutant race of maple trees with Canadian accents and mounty uniforms killed the race of super turtles with russian accents and viking beards and helmets who came to avenge us all.

Fortunately, the turtles are invincible against mutant races of maple trees with Canadian accents and mounty uniforms when avenging dead people.

Unfortunately they were not invincible against the bazookas the mutant races of maple trees with Canadian accents and mounty uniforms happened to be carrying.

Fortunately, the bazookas were out of ammo.

Unfortunately, there was an ammo box with enough ammo to blow up the world 10 times over right next to them.

Fortunately they could only load one shell per bazooka at a time, plenty to kill the turtles with russian accents without destroying the world.

Unfortunately, I forgot to mention that the ammo is actually super duper ammo, which means that one shot is equal to 1,500 stars exploding.

Fortunately, he's lying.

Unfortunately, Matrix sees through the lie.