Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, you got amnesia and can't remember if you did or not yet you think you did and you're not sure and your brain might spaz because unfortunately you're going to play seige hero which i spelled wrong and you're going to type about that and hahahahahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, the reunion was actually a lie and it was really a secret meeting for his family to take over the world. And since he wasn't there, he'll be enslaved by his own flesh and blood.