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Unfortunately it rained and the exploding paper didn't go off

Fortunately, the rain was on fire and you have a fireproof umbrella.

Unfortunately, I've been reading your username as rivercab01 in instead of rivercrab01 this whole time.

Fortunately you have auto spell check on

Unfortunately, the dictionary it used was full of spelling errors.

Fortunately World Listening Department of NSA checks all and correct the mistakes!

Unfortunately IceClaw grabs rivercrab and eats him

Fortunately, rivercrab uses his crab claws to pinch iceclaw untill he is freed.

Unfortunately rivercrab is actually just a hermit crab

Fortunately, we all knew this anyway.

Unfortunately, we didn't know that the hermit crab was the size of a giant.

Fortunately the SEAL will find it and shoot it in the head and chest!
Then the size won't matter!

Unfortunately, the bullets do nothing.

Fortunately, he finds super bullets! bigger and can fly 10 times faster. (and yes, you say super bullet! with the !)

Unfortunately, they still do nothing.