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Unfortunately, it's a trap!

Fortunately Emperor is an evil person and is lying

Unfortunately, I decided to be honest about it being a trap. Although honesty is a good thing, it's still bad news.

Fortunately, Yoda arrives and sorts out this mess.

Unfortunately Yodas flight gets cancelled because the cabin crew are on strike due to a cut in wages

Unfortunately he had 999999999999999999999999999999999 HP

Fortunately, we are going to take a little trip to reality for a little while, so Yoda's HP is really about the same as the average man, gaining about 5 with body armor. So he's about a normal guy with a sword that's not logically possible.

Unfortunately, he's shorter than the average man.

Unfortunately, the revolver wasn't loaded (maybe that's fortunate, but whatever).

Fortunately, I loaded it, so the gun and the decision are now in my hand...although I don't like shooting people so I decided that his decision would be who gets the first shot on a paper target at the shooting range and I pick...me, myself, and I. They all get the first 3 shots.

Unfortunately, you shot off your toes.

Fortunately,the toes grow back.

Unfortunately, they drop off too easily.

Fortunately, glue was invented in time!

Unfortunately, it was weak glue.