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You don't find Chuck Norris on google, he finds you!(forget exactly how it goes... Oh, I know, I'll "google" it, lol)

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



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..... when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norris'd....

Chuck Norris can count to infinity twic

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

heres some i know:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlite, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris