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Chuck Norris can burn things with a magnifying glass. At Night.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he doesnt cry

This is like the 5ooth Chuck Norris thread.
Chuck Norris couldn't even use a roundhouse kick to keep this thread form being locked.

Chuck Norris has his own custom armatar. In fact, his armatar infects your computer with the roundhouse kick virus, which makes your monitor grow a leg and roundhouse kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris thought this thread was stupid, and round house kicked it to lock it.

(i don't think it's stupid, just over done)

Chuck Norris was in the original street fighter until the developers realized that every button made him do a roundhouse kick, when asked about this glitch Norris replied:"It's not a glitch."

(didnt make these up)

chuck norris counted to infinity- twice

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

XD heres where i got them: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

He was also in the 1st megaman until the developers realized he made the game unbeatable.

Chuck Norris went skydiving once. Why not any more? The world only needs one Grand Canyon.

Chuck Norris couldn't even use a roundhouse kick to keep this thread form being locked

Chuck Norris will feel offended by these jokes and lock this thread that has many, many replicas.

i havnt found any of the replicas that havnt eventually been locked, were is the original?

oh and p.s: they're called Chuck Norris Facts, not jokes, prepare to die

Chuck Norris never went to the center of the Universe. He is the center of the Universe.

Chuck Norris has only sneezed once and that created the BIG BANG!