ForumsThe TavernAnybody in New Jersey hear about the emu on the loose?

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foxyman6978
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There is an emu (8 foot tall visious bird) on the loose in warren county NJ and I heard about this in the express times its been looose for like a week since it got out.


How?????

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Somers
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Its a jersey thing

brandroid
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lol ive seen that on southpark ,Its a jersey thing man.

pangtongshu
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It's ok..just get a couple of grenades and The Situation will go away

samdawghomie
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You mean Snooki? lol

and The Situation will go away


I see what you did there.

Its a jersey thing


New Jersey has a lot of things unique to them. Fortunately.
Pazx
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Americans pronounce emu funny. Say it, and upload it to youtube for me to laugh at you :3

I doubt an emu could escape from a zoo anywhere around here. Not like it would affect anyone but the zoo staff, there are heaps running around in teh bush capital.

knight_34
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How do you pronounce it again? E-myoo or E-moo?

GhostOfMatrix
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I pronounce it e-moo. I've never expected a emu to get loose from a zoo.

Pazx
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Well, since they're Aussie animals... :P

Emoo. That cracks me up XD

Emoo emoo emoo.

knight_34
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I've never pronounced it as e-myoo.. I say it as e-moo. Bird got loose, nothing much to worry about. Just wait until it gets hit by a van.

darkrai097
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I pronounce it E-myoo, and how the heck did an emu escape from a zoo?!? This is the weirdest thing I've heard in a while.

DeadlyVelociraptor
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emus will never be as aweosme as cassowary, if there was a cassowary on the loose that would be AWESOME!
http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bird2.jpg

cassowary is my favorite non-extinct animal

hayp17
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I thought you said Emo.I was all like "OH MY FIRETRUCKIN`GOD WHAT?"

So now you know why I came here xD

ChillzMaster
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If i wake up tomorrow and find this dinosaur bird outside my window... its over. I wouldnt know whether to **** or go blind. probably both, then fling my **** in its general location, with low accuracy due to my recent blindness. those thing are dinosaurs! closest thing to em anyway.

iMogwai
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I thought you said Emo.I was all like "OH MY FIRETRUCKIN`GOD WHAT?"

Cheer up, emu kid

escartian
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warren county...someone needs to teach me my home states geography...and the states News. This shouldn't be too big of a deal for people (unless oh my god there is a giant emu on the highway <-raywilliamjohnson momment)

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