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Santa brings joy to kids, whats the harm?

Lol Skater, I was just mentioning how others can perceive that so-called perverted phrase. I prefer keeping innuendo out of this festive nonsense.

the harm is when pedo, I mean "Youth Mentor Bear" gets santa's address book...

Hmm.. I heard no news about mass molestation.

the harm is when pedo, I mean "Youth Mentor Bear" gets santa's address book...

My friends have been thinking about that part of the song all month too!He sounds like such a stalker.

He sees you when you are sleeping,
he knows when you are awake,

Ono" -shudders-

I don't understand why for literally everything, people have to find some kind of alternate meaning, or interpret it differently. They obviously didn't mean to make Santa seem that way, so why do you have to think like that?

Not a Christmas song, but I usually call this one the "stalker song".
The Police - Every Breath You Take

I don't think he literally comes down our chimneys and he never takes anything and he leaves me a nice note so I think he is a saint possibly

I don't understand why for literally everything, people have to find some kind of alternate meaning, or interpret it differently. They obviously didn't mean to make Santa seem that way, so why do you have to think like that?

My friends have been thinking about that part of the song all month too!He sounds like such a stalker.

He sees you when you are sleeping,
he knows when you are awake,

well aparently, we have a santa claus in lincoln park
his going down your chimney, snatching yo' children up
trying to give presents to y'all so ya
hide ya' kids, lock your chimney
hida ya' kids lock your chimney
and beware of sanata cause he using his sack on everybody out there
you don't have to come and confess , you gave presents to my kids
we gon' fiiind you, we gon' find you
so you can fly in your sled and tell that, fly and tell that, fly an' tell that
san, san, san santa

ahhhhh I though it was funny, too bad :P

why do you need to say that though? If its not funny it is just not funny, and no-body laughs, no need to make it akwarder..

This whole thread is awkward because it's perverted. I just don't have that sense of humor thinking those things about the songs made for Santa.

Reminds of the "Walking in Women's Underwear" set to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland."

I never thought of this until the other day when somebody actually brought up this very topic by saying "Santa is such a creeper, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night and knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake". But yeah, after that, I've thought Santa was a total creeper.

Walking in Women's Underwear"