Welcome to the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages. 1. Leave the house and get in the car 2. Drive to the store 3. Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy 4. Purchase them 5. Go home Sounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE? Hereâs the character sheet.
You get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.
So, hereâs how the points are distributed. HP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline Weapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!) Resourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â" more than once!) Strength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.) Armour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonus⦠AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.
This is my first RPG, so itâs definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!
She replies: "How are we going to feed the kids?" Then she has a smug look on her face as she realizes. "It's Sunday... there's no work on Sunday... Now, enough of your silly excuses and go get the eggs." Ahh, so your wife is smarter than you think.
(MANY OPTIONS HERE, JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING) (Like maybe, I don't know, *cough* *cough* *get the keys* *cough* *cough* something to do with getting in the car...)
...Maybe it's my dog... I'll just go to investigate, quietly. I do make sure I'm not seen though.
Name: R. Forkay HP: 21/23 Weapons: Golf Club Resourcefulness: 8 Strength: 12 Armor: 12
B), sneaky.
If the growl is evil, I'll examine it's stats b4 battling it. I wanna make sure it's not some ki9nd of epic boss trap. My strength and HP is not gonna make me invulnerable!
Name: R. Forkay HP: 21/23 Weapons: Golf Club Resourcefulness: 8 Strength: 12 Armor: 12
You can't reveal its stats unless you battle it. And no, it's not some kind of epic boss trap. I am not the usual @$$hole kind of person that runs RPGs. I'm just seeing how my first one turns out. The monsters get stronger as you progress. some battles are avoidable, and some are not. So, your choices are
A) You can see it (but not its stats) without being seen, that is, a minor investigation B) Back off and leave C) Fight it regardless
