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jdoggparty
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I don't think cats are funny, but the rest of the internet does. Discuss.

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landmaster2000
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@ the photo of the dog biting the cat

1: wow, thats a rare photo

2: who do you think won in the end? i'd say that lions claws could do some damage.

3: id say most of the fights between a lion and a dog would end up too gross for google images. :9

also, cheetahs FTW. and tigers. wolves cat beat either of those, unless they are in a huge group (in which i dont know the result)

oh, but hyenas FTW also, though they couldnt kill those^

jdoggparty
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The average wolf is about 90 pounds. While the average weight of a male lion is 400 pounds. Both are fast. But the lion is way stronger and bigger then the wolf. If it was one on one. Then the lion would win.


I know. Wild cats are naturally bigger and stronger...

Lion > Tiger > Cheetah > Panther > Jaguar > Wolf > Cougar

Yay, dogs win one!
Efan
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Lion > Tiger > Cheetah > Panther > Jaguar > Wolf > Cougar

You guys debating about the whole Lion/wolf thing is that Wolves and lions get their strength through a pack and using tactics. A pack would decimate a single lion and a lion pride would destroy a single wolf. One on one is ridiculous.
jdoggparty
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Yeah I know. Wolves sometimes kill other wolves just for leaving the pack.

Drink
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i think cats are funny and good pets..dont get me wrong i love my dogs but i dont like being woke up to there annoying loud barks i would prefer waking up to a meow and having my nose licked by a lil cat tongue

Pedro97
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In my opinion, cats are very funny and better pets than dogs and they stink less. Watch this video. It is very funny.

WolfWolf
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Well I think cats and dogs are equally funny.

dont get me wrong i love my dogs but i dont like being woke up to there annoying loud barks i would prefer waking up to a meow and having my nose licked by a lil cat tongue

My dog never barks while I sleep. In fact my dog licks me awake everyday. I do have a cat who used to do that but he's too lazy. I'm glad that they don't fight.

WolfWolf
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Here are some of my favorite cat/dog pictures.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-shocked-dog-mooned-by-ceiling-cat.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd88/spunkylovemuff/Cats/funny-pictures-cat-quiets-dog.jpg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/nirikun/funny-pictures-cats-and-dogs-think-.jpg

There that proves my point that they are equally funny.

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:3 cat r awesome lol seizurzz

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l13/lil_man1001/PunchCat.jpg

http://www.ingeblog.it/wp-content/uploads/cat_punching-13074.jpg

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/cat-owned.jpg

SILENCEikillu91138
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watch these! this shows cats r just as funny as dogs.
http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?l=3774740&v=8695371

Guitarstring
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Cats are just there, I also don't know why the world thinks theyre funny, theyre really corny though. In fact, they get annoying.

jdoggparty
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Cats are bad pets too. They just sit around the house eating, and playing with themselves. Dogs actually play with you.

chang
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Cats are bad pets too. They just sit around the house eating, and playing with themselves. Dogs actually play with you.

Hahaha, true.
Cats think that they are superior to you....and every other human, dog, and animal in the world.
We have a cat that refuses to drink water if it isn't filtered and out of a glass.....
PoetryHere
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I've never had a cat, I really.. really hate them, and if you find them funny, it's because the were positioned in that pose for the photo..

GhostOfMatrix
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Cats are more independent and dogs are dependent of you. That's probably why the dogs will play with you more and the cat will do whatever he/she wants. Well that's how it is over here in my house.

if you find them funny, it's because the were positioned in that pose for the photo.

That's in the pictures though. In real life when I had my cats they did plenty of funny things that made me laugh.
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