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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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DBLACKSTAR
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You are waiting on someone that is going to hire you.

SirNoobalot
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Tyl waits patiently and drums her fingers.

DBLACKSTAR
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After a few minutes, a rather large man in a pinstripe suit comes in and sits in the desk across from you.

SirNoobalot
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Tyl waits, expecting some sort of prompt or dialogue from him.

DBLACKSTAR
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He examines you for a while. "Now, I heard you are good at what you do, and what you do is what I need. You see what I need is for a man to taken care of, which I hear you can do. I hope you will be able to take care of this man if not I will have to call someone else who can do this. You do not want me to call someone else to take care of the short man in the hat. Now I trust you can what I need, which I here you are good at, and take care of the short man in the hat. I hear you have handled a few other short men in hats, can I trust you to do what you are good at, which is what I need, and take care of the shirt man in the hat?" He has a Sicilian/New York accent.

SirNoobalot
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"Point me in the right direction with the right information and he will be taken care of."

DBLACKSTAR
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"Point me in the right direction with the right information and he will be taken care of."
"Very good *hands you a slip of paper* go to this place and you will get what you need to take care of the short man in the hat, which is what I need which I hear you are very good at. Now once you get to this place that has what you need to do what you are good at which is what I need I hope you will finish this quickly and send the message to the short man in the hat. Now if you are unable to handle the giving the short man in the hat the message, which I hear you are good at and is what I need, then you will be the one that needs to be taken care of by someone who I hear or know is good at what they do."
SirNoobalot
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Tyl takes the slip of paper.
"Understood. As for the form and amount of payment?"

DBLACKSTAR
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"The payment for you doing what is needed, which I hear you are good at, will be your weight in gold, but that is if you can do what is needed which I hear you are good at. You will only get your weight in gold if you deliver the message to the short man in the hat. The short man in the hat will not be easy to deliver the message to, which is what I need and you I hear are good at, but if you do manage to do that which is needed that I hear you are skilled in doing your pay will be worth it. You doing what your good at, and also what is needed, will allow me to give you the needed equipment, but only if you manage to do what you are good at in a swift manner, which is what I need. If you fail to do that which is need which is what you are good at you will get no pay, and may end up having someone give you the same message to you as you are going to give the short man in the hat. Let us hope I will not have a need for someone to do that which you are good at to you, since I might have the need again in the future for what you are good at."

Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, what is the Race/Class again?

Hyper, I just heard that rant you pulled earlier from Psych. Very nice.

Hypermnestra
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Hyper, I just heard that rant you pulled earlier from Psych. Very nice.

Thanks. It's from one of the classics. So you watch Psych?
DBLACKSTAR
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Noobs, what is the Race/Class again?
Changeling something.
Hyper, I just heard that rant you pulled earlier from Psych. Very nice.
I want to hear it.
Thanks. It's from one of the classics. So you watch Psych?
It's Hilarious.
SirNoobalot
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"I'll take your word on that, and I will not fail."
Tyl leaves and goes to the prescribed address on the slip of paper.

Dragonblaze052
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Noobs was asked. If you don't know, just let him say it...

Holy **** where the **** did you come from!?!?!?
Yes, I do. Actually, my roommate is watching that episode now.

DBLACKSTAR
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"I'll take your word on that, and I will not fail."
Tyl leaves and goes to the prescribed address on the slip of paper.
As you leave he keeps ranting as before. You arrive at what looks like a meat packing plant/warehouse.
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