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SirNoobalot
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You actually manage to drop his ***.


Tyl morphs into him, drags his @ss into the nearest house, butchers the occupants with any weapons on his person, then morphs back to Tyl (putting the bloody weapon in his hands) and runs out screaming like a wee lass.
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You hear the screech of blade on bone. He keeps working for a few minutes before finishing putting the blade down as he takes the gloves off. "Who are you." His voice sends shivers down your spine. It's a noise like nothing you ever heard before, it should be impossible for a human to make a sound like that.


"I'm here about men in short hats. Who was that unfortunate fellow on the table?"
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Tyl morphs into him, drags his @ss into the nearest house, butchers the occupants with any weapons on his person, then morphs back to Tyl (putting the bloody weapon in his hands) and runs out screaming like a wee lass.
It was a joke.....
SirNoobalot
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It was a joke.....


D: Well you could've put it in more humorous phrasing so I knew that.
DBLACKSTAR
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"I'm here about men in short hats. Who was that unfortunate fellow on the table?"
"Ahh, your that lady." He turns around removes his head gear and mask revealing that he is a she, "This man has garnered some unwanted attention for certain people. So he was killed I am disposing of the body."
DBLACKSTAR
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D: Well you could've put it in more humorous phrasing so I knew that.
I did.....
SirNoobalot
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Is it still the same unhuman voice?
"Ah, too bad for him. So what can you tell me about the message I'm delivering?"

DBLACKSTAR
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Is it still the same unhuman voice?
Yes.
"Ah, too bad for him. So what can you tell me about the message I'm delivering?"
"Take care of his men and inscribe these words on his flesh. Then bring me the bodies to dispose of." She tosses you a note.
SirNoobalot
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Wait, kill the men and the target or kill all the men and somehow inscribe the message on the live target's flesh?

DBLACKSTAR
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Wait, kill the men and the target or kill all the men and somehow inscribe the message on the live target's flesh?
The latter, "Oh, and don't read the note till you get to him."
SirNoobalot
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"Who is included in his 'men'? Where can I find him?"

DBLACKSTAR
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"Who is included in his 'men'? Where can I find him?"
"Don't be in such a rush it will all come in due time." He takes the gurney and wheels it over to a door on the floor.
SirNoobalot
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"You tell me all this when I have not an inkling of where to go or who to not kill..."

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"You tell me all this when I have not an inkling of where to go or who to not kill..."
"Fine, just let me finish this." She opens the latch dumps the body and you hear snarling and growling and sounds of fighting.
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Tyl raises an eyeborw and waits.

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