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DesertHyena
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DBLACKSTAR
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"Very funny."
"Huh?"
"Filling the silence."
"Doesn't really answer my question...."
Hypermnestra
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He thinks deeply for a few seconds, "I think so, yeah I'm pretty sure I have."

He lowers his voice.
"You know how the good kids are always bringing stuff to their parents to try and earn their approval? Cleaning the house, drawing pictures, whatever?"

"Very funny."

Cue the "aw shucks" smile.
DBLACKSTAR
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He lowers his voice.
"You know how the good kids are always bringing stuff to their parents to try and earn their approval? Cleaning the house, drawing pictures, whatever?"
"No, not really."
Cue the "aw shucks" smile.
http://www.futanaripalace.com/images/smilies/Onion_Heads/39.gif
Hypermnestra
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"No, not really."

"My point is, they get disappointed when the mom and dad don't like their offerings."
DBLACKSTAR
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"My point is, they get disappointed when the mom and dad don't like their offerings."
His face now looks guilty, but he still stares at him, "oh," he says quietly.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, stop looking at futa porn and start DMing...

Hyper, if you don't believe what I just said, check the URL of that picture. XD

Hypermnestra
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Hyper, if you don't believe what I just said, check the URL of that picture. XD

No thanks, I'd rather not have that in my internet history just in case you are right.
DBLACKSTAR
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Dibs, stop looking at futa porn and start DMing...
Sorry, just trying to make them a bit more familiar with each other so Noobs is less liekly to stab you all in the back, and I'm not just those picks were funny looking.
No thanks, I'd rather not have that in my internet history just in case you are right.
You can also find them through googling it.
Hyper, if you don't believe what I just said, check the URL of that picture. XD
What's wrong with you.
Dragonblaze052
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She's just sitting in there, listening to everything you guys are saying about her.

I said futa porn because I knew it would be both more insulting than gay porn and I knew Hyper wouldn't dare actually check to see if I was telling the truth. Please, don't tell me I was actually right and that's what you're doing...

SirNoobalot
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The risks of a knife in your back are small if you don't seek it out.

Tala rolls her eyes and whistles a more cheery tune.

Hypermnestra
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She's just sitting in there, listening to everything you guys are saying about her.

Shem lowered his voice so that she wouldn't hear....

Tala rolls her eyes and whistles a more cheery tune.

"So what now?"
DBLACKSTAR
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I said futa porn because I knew it would be both more insulting than gay porn and I knew Hyper wouldn't dare actually check to see if I was telling the truth. Please, don't tell me I was actually right and that's what you're doing...
No, but that is where the little pic things are for, I was googling for the right pic thingy to use.
She's just sitting in there, listening to everything you guys are saying about her.
Do we know she is listening in?
The risks of a knife in your back are small if you don't seek it out.
It's high.
Tala rolls her eyes and whistles a more cheery tune.
*****.
Dragon I am insulted.
DBLACKSTAR
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Shem lowered his voice so that she wouldn't hear....
But she could get lucky with a listen check.
"So what now?"
"Dinner?"
Dragonblaze052
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All together, she has a Listen bonus of +24. She can hear you.

Holy ****, that was a ****ed lucky guess!!!!!
No, you don't.
Why are you insulted?

DBLACKSTAR
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All together, she has a Listen bonus of +24. She can hear you.
Except for a one, and in the rain.
Holy ****, that was a ****ed lucky guess!!!!!
Was not.
No, you don't.
*****.
Why are you insulted?
You should know by now.
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