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DesertHyena
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Peasant

Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Well, how would you like me?"

He had a Comedy Central special.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

He had a Comedy Central special.
No you linked him to me, something about gay. It was pretty good.
"Well, how would you like me?"
"Well, lets see. For you I would say grilled with a lemon dipping sauce."
Well, what do you think about this?
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Just so you know he changes it up from time to time based on what is relevant at the time. Here is the one I first heard.

Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Now I think you're gay and disgusting....."
She crawls back in the bed hole, still as a Drow.

That was what I just relinked to you.....

Shh...... it's a secret.

DBLACKSTAR
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"Now I think you're gay and disgusting....."
She crawls back in the bed hole, still as a Drow.
"What you asked how I would like to eat you, and I would hate to start this off improperly by making a sexual remark." "Besides you spend a few weeks on a deserted little stony island with no food and you realize when it comes down to it you'll eat anything you can get your hands on."
That was what I just relinked to you.....
Well I just saw the name and remembered who it was.
Shh...... it's a secret.
What?
How bout this?
Quality is a bit iffy.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

You feel a random burst of 50 mph hit him in the face. I'm not sure if you know or not, but 50 mph winds combine with a heavy downpour really sucks for you.....

I'm tired of clicking links.....
Click the period at the end of the secret sentence.

DBLACKSTAR
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You feel a random burst of 50 mph hit him in the face. I'm not sure if you know or not, but 50 mph winds combine with a heavy downpour really sucks for you.....
Yeah I do know, so he pulls out a face plate/mask and puts it on. It matches his helmet. "Hey, not all of us can pull things out of mid air. Out in the middle of nowhere you eat everything and waste nothing!"
I'm tired of clicking links.....
Just do it *****, I click your links. How bout this.
Click the period at the end of the secret sentence.
Just did.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

He can't do that. It only lasts about 6 sec and it hits without warning.

Dibs...... no.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

This steel half-mask covers only the lower
face. Over the wearerâs mouth, an emblem
depicting a large eye with a crystal for its pupil
stares forth.
Here is his mask to help complete his outfit.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

He can't do that. It only lasts about 6 sec and it hits without warning.
He does it anyways in case of other rain.
Dibs...... no.....
What, you don't like Mindless Self Indulgence?
I'm pretty sure we all like Disturbed.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Either way, she just ignores him.

We all like Disturbed because we all are. XP

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Either way, she just ignores him.
After a while he walks over and knocks on her tents thing.
We all like Disturbed because we all are. XP
No I aren't.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

There is no tent, just the hole she made.

Dibs..... you are quite possibly the most disturbing person I have ever talked to..... and that's saying a ****ing hell of a lot.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

There is no tent, just the hole she made.
Oh then taps her shoulder.
Dibs..... you are quite possibly the most disturbing person I have ever talked to..... and that's saying a ****ing hell of a lot.....
What, that can't be possible. Either you haven't me that many disturbed people, or you speak lies. You Lie!
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Her head is in the deep end.
Every time I said she turned around in her hole, I was saying she went from head up to head down or vise versa.

Dibs, I'm the only one here that's had a clear view into your mind and my skin still crawls when I think of it......

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