Dibs, it's been almost an hour. Is she going to get a story or should we just pretend she did and move on?
Sorry, spent the last 45 minutes trying to get my new puppy, little ******* is slippery. "Alright, well how bout I tell you about the first time me and my group entered the grey citadel?"
"Well lets see, we had only be a group for about three months and we were still missing a few key elements so we went to the city of *can't remember the name* hoping we could recruit some new members. We should have known things would turn out badly based on what happened the second we arrived at the towns border." Ever see Avatar? And what's the best way to catch a puppy.
"Well they were under tight guard do to a recent raid made on them with help from somebody inside there walls. So everybody that came through had to sign in with the town guards, register there equipment, and sign an agreement to stay no longer then the predetermined number of days. Of course they confiscated all poisons, explosives, etc etc. Standard procedure. But the scout of our party did not approve of this and so he tried to sneak in a few vials of poison, you know just in case, but unfortunately they searched us and found the poison. And that is when things got out of control."
Yes, I have. Very good movie.
I'm actually a little embarrassed that I liked. It's a good movie and it just sorta creeps up on ya.
"Well they tried to take us into custody and as you can probably guess, most of us were against that. So of course we fought back. We fought the good fight and managed to beat the guards that were posted there, but when reinforcements came with the captain, and the fact we were still missing two crucial parts of the team we got our butts kicked and were captured."
"We were taken to jail what else, we waited for hours before someone came in to see us. We were each taken and interrogated by the captain. In the end all we got was a heavy fine and he took most of our equipment as collateral and it would not be returned till we left."
Seeing as I'm the Druid, I guess that makes me the pothead.
Probably, but maybe not.
Potted meat, not Spam.....
Well I don't have it. I tried ham, spam, beef, gravy, and biscuits.