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DesertHyena
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Hypermnestra
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You got one right.

Hmm...this is starting to look a lot like Weekend at Bernie's.
Dressing him in funny outfits?
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"So, can I have more drinks?"

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Hmm...this is starting to look a lot like Weekend at Bernie's.
Never actually seen it.
Dressing him in funny outfits?
Correct, and he does feel a bit sore.
"So, can I have more drinks?"
"*Sigh* I tell you what kid, I can relate to you so I'll give you a few more on the house."
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Thanks... what's your name?"

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Correct, and he does feel a bit sore.

I'm just gonna drop that.
He goes downstairs or wherever.
DBLACKSTAR
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I'm just gonna drop that.
Not that kind of sore, I mean his limbs are sore.
He goes downstairs or wherever.
Alright, he sees her drinking.
"Thanks... what's your name?"
"Wow, not many people actually ask my name, well most pe
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Not that kind of sore, I mean his limbs are sore.

Oh. Phew.

Alright, he sees her drinking.

He leaves and goes to talk to the mayor lady.
DBLACKSTAR
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Oh. Phew.
God what is with you people.
He leaves and goes to talk to the mayor lady.
Alright she lets you in and she stares you down.
"Wow, not many people actually ask my name, well most pe
Don't know what the hell happened, "Most people call me green guy but my name is Phil."
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Thanks."
She finishes the round and gets her second.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Thanks."
She finishes the round and gets her second.
This time it's a shot of an even stronger smelling liquid. "What's your name?"
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Alright she lets you in and she stares you down.

He bows.
"If you don't mind...I came to ask what will become of us."
Wait, what's the mayor's name again?
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Emilise. You can call me Emily."

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Emilise. You can call me Emily."
"Alright, got a last name emily?"
Wait, what's the mayor's name again?
Bout **** time, you guys never ask for names.
"If you don't mind...I came to ask what will become of us."
"Well seeing as most of you seem unstable, or crazy as the wizard you met put it you will be forced to leave by the end of the week unless you can prove otherwise."
Dragonblaze052
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"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours."

DBLACKSTAR
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"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours."
"Alright, full names Phil, Phillin McRotch."
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