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DesertHyena
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Peasant

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Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"You got any spare change to bet on it?"

You gave me the hammer, *****, remember!?!?!? *splat yo ***!*

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Please tell me you don't actually believe any of the **** you're spewing.
Come on, what do you take me for. He's been dead for 17 years.
Look around.
An old guy asleep at the counter and weapons galore.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"You got any spare change to bet on it?"
He reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a bag of coins and drops on the table, it spills out revealing to be full of gold and platinum.
You gave me the hammer, *****, remember!?!?!? *splat yo ***!*
***** I will bring down the ban hammer on yo ***.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Come on, what do you take me for. He's been dead for 17 years.

Seriously, Dibs.

An old guy asleep at the counter and weapons galore.

Shem leaves and returns to the hotel.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Shem leaves and returns to the hotel.
Alright.
Seriously, Dibs.
Figure it out for yourself.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Alright, let's start."
She calls Mew over and orders a hell of a lot of the strong stuff.

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Shem sits down and watches the drinking contest.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Shem sits down and watches the drinking contest.
You arrive earlier then that.
"Alright, let's start."
She calls Mew over and orders a hell of a lot of the strong stuff.
He just grunts and the waitress brings over several dozen glasses of the stuff. How long you gonna call her mew? Although I got to admit it is rather cute.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Alright, we go round for round. First one out loses."
She downs her glass.

SHE IS MEW!!!!!

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Alright, we go round for round. First one out loses."
She downs her glass.
"Fine, you pass out, you puke, or you can't finish your drink, you lose." He downs his going so far as to take a bite of the cup.
SHE IS MEW!!!!!
SHE IS NOT! She's just adorable, she has freaky powers, and she's playful.
At least your not calling Dranz Mewtwo.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She downs her next glass.
"Fine with me. So, why are you guys here?"

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She downs her next glass.
"Fine with me. So, why are you guys here?"
Downs his, "work. You."
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Well, renew spells then.

Dragonblaze052
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"The same. Got lost on the way."
She downs another.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"The same. Got lost on the way."
She downs another.
Same for him, "hmm." He is slightly smirking at her getting lost.
Well, renew spells then.
Kay.
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