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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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DBLACKSTAR
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Dibs, I'm pretty sure you did it on purpose..... even if only subconsciously.....
Nah, cause I had other stuff planned.
Anyway, he orders whatever he hasn't tried before.
Which is just about everything, all he has tried as far as I know is one of there various Types of mead.
Sorry, I had to do it.
I know, I sorta did it on purpose. I think.
No thanks, the Noob can keep all his STDs to himself as far as I'm concerned. xP
That's a good one.
As in Emily?
Typo, unless she is into that, bow chika honk honk.
Hypermnestra
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Which is just about everything, all he has tried as far as I know is one of there various Types of mead.

Fair enough. He asks the bartender/waitress(whoever he ends up talking to) what they recommend.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, no being Sheldon.....

Yes, he did say that, but I've learned the very valuable lesson of not trusting Dibs worth ****.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Dibs, no being Sheldon.....
What?
Fair enough. He asks the bartender/waitress(whoever he ends up talking to) what they recommend.
If at a table in the afternoon the bartender, if any other time the waitress, if at the bar the bartender. He recommends his homemade stew, or any variation that he would like of it.
Yes, he did say that, but I've learned the very valuable lesson of not trusting Dibs worth ****.....
What you can trust me
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Hypermnestra
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Nomad

If at a table in the afternoon the bartender, if any other time the waitress, if at the bar the bartender. He recommends his homemade stew, or any variation that he would like of it.

Then Shem orders the stew.

DISTURBED GUY FAIC.
DBLACKSTAR
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Then Shem orders the stew.
"It's mainly carrots and potatoes, would you like anything extra?" So who is he talking to?
DISTURBED GUY FAIC.
Yeah boi. Epic evil grin.
This might be closer to what I was going for.
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Hypermnestra
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"It's mainly carrots and potatoes, would you like anything extra?" So who is he talking to?

Dunno, you pick I guess.
"A little bit of everything, please."

That's just creepy...wait...that looks like an elderly David Draiman with hair!
Even creepier.
DBLACKSTAR
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"A little bit of everything, please."
He gives you a funny look, "you sure about that pal?" Afternoon, sun barely going down, and it is the bartender.
That's just creepy...wait...that looks like an elderly David Draiman with hair!
Even creepier.
I know right.
Hypermnestra
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He gives you a funny look, "you sure about that pal?" Afternoon, sun barely going down, and it is the bartender.

"Something wrong?"
DBLACKSTAR
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"Well that's gonna be mixing seafood, steak, pork, chicken, spices, vegetables, some fruits, and my own special hot sauce."
Hey Noobs weren't you trying to seduce him or get something for free?

Hypermnestra
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"Well that's gonna be mixing seafood, steak, pork, chicken, spices, vegetables, some fruits, and my own special hot sauce."

"Put the seafood on the side. Other than that, sounds good."
DBLACKSTAR
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"Alright then, well if your gonna go for all that, why not take the challenge of the day." His eyes are sort of like Brock's.

Hypermnestra
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"Alright then, well if your gonna go for all that, why not take the challenge of the day." His eyes are sort of like Brock's.

"Which is?"
Lesnar?
DBLACKSTAR
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Lesnar?
Holy crap, that surprised me.
"Which is?"
"Crab the size of your head, three steaks the size of your fist, three large biscuits, and order of corn, the stew, seafood medley and large drink of your choice, finish it in an hour and the food is free for you and your party tonight."
Hypermnestra
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Holy crap, that surprised me.

Did you hear he retired? Talk about a sore loser.

"Crab the size of your head, three steaks the size of your fist, three large biscuits, and order of corn, the stew, seafood medley and large drink of your choice, finish it in an hour and the food is free for you and your party tonight."

"Sure, why not."
Shem loves a challenge. He'll probably fail this one, but what the hell. xP
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