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DesertHyena
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Dragonblaze052
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"Anybody here I might challenge?"

**** you, Dibs.....

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Right time wrong target.

So the waitress was rifling through his stuff?
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Anybody here I might challenge?"
"Well if the party that was here the other day comes back you could challenge one of them. The dragon really liked his drink."
**** you, Dibs.....
You do the same to me.
DBLACKSTAR
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So the waitress was rifling through his stuff?
Still not quite, and you know they had a lot of time to do this.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She sits there and drinks.

Like hell I do, *****.....

DBLACKSTAR
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She sits there and drinks.
Whenever you finish he brings you a new one. "So, what's wrong with you?"
Like hell I do, *****.....
You constantly mess with my head.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Two *****es and two *******s..... **** them all....."

Like hell, *****.....

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Still not quite, and you know they had a lot of time to do this.

The waitress and the bartender both went through his stuff?
DBLACKSTAR
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The waitress and the bartender both went through his stuff?
Still not quite. Care to solve the puzzle now?
Like hell, *****.....
*****.
"Two *****es and two *******s..... **** them all....."
Raises an eyebrow and gives you an amused look, "care to elaborate?"
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Misogyny, untrustworthy, heartless and backstabbing......."

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Misogyny, untrustworthy, heartless and backstabbing......."
"Well quite the list of offenses, mind telling me what each has done to earn such a stinging title?"
Dragonblaze052
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"No..."
She doesn't even glance at him.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She doesn't even glance at him.
Hes used to it.
"No..."
"Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. How bout you talk and I give you the drinks for free?"
Hypermnestra
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Still not quite. Care to solve the puzzle now?

Where am I off at?
Dragonblaze052
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:If I told you, I would be doing three of the four offenses I listed....."

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