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DesertHyena
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Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, if you can't do your ****ing job right, I have the right to get ****ing pissed. this is the third ****ing time you've done that today.

SirNoobalot
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Mofo, if it dealt even 1 point of damage then that Mofo is dead. Reread death attack.

Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, it made the Fort Save.

DBLACKSTAR
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Mofo, if it dealt even 1 point of damage then that Mofo is dead. Reread death attack.
*****, he made his save. And I gave you the one damage since I rolled the save before I checked yo damage.
Dibs, if you can't do your ****ing job right, I have the right to get ****ing pissed. this is the third ****ing time you've done that today.
Yeah, but don't yell alright so you did your spell whatever. Next round Noobs gets fist pumped for 54. Then Blargh it dies.
SirNoobalot
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Owait, plants have no anatomy. You filthy wench.

Err,,,,, Draw Shortsword and attack.

SirNoobalot
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Which remindsme,i didnt add Con bonus to my health. Lucky me.

DBLACKSTAR
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Owait, plants have no anatomy. You filthy wench.
But Death Attack works, cause you study it, I think.
Err,,,,, Draw Shortsword and attack.
You be out on you ***.
Dragonblaze052
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I heal Tala before Shem can, then I inspect the Cactus.

DBLACKSTAR
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Which remindsme,i didnt add Con bonus to my health. Lucky me.
Oh sweet, so then I can give it to you with both barrels, I only did part of his super smash.
I heal Tala before Shem can, then I inspect the Cactus.
Shem dooes it. And it's a cactus.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, stop being a ****ing *****.....

It isn't a Plant Creature?

DBLACKSTAR
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It isn't a Plant Creature?
Yeah, it's a ****ing cactus.
Dibs, stop being a ****ing *****.....
Shem heals her, since he can do it in one go, and you need to save spells.
Dragonblaze052
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Detect Magic to see if Animate was cast on it.

DBLACKSTAR
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Detect Magic to see if Animate was cast on it.
Nope, it is just a big *** cactus.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, Shem and I couldn't hallucinate because we can't get dehydrated.....

SirNoobalot
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You're not in Kansas anymore, DB. Carnivorous cactuses dont surprise me.

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