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DesertHyena
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Dragonblaze052
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Hyper..... why don't you take that camel spider out of your room yourself instead of screaming like a little girl (no offense) and having your dad run in there and kill it? She's absolutely TERRIFIED of bees. She just sprinted the 20k and then literally flew back to where she started just to get away from them.....

Dibs, is it the same gold mine I found?

Hypermnestra
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Oooh yay you find a gold mine.

Which is?
And yes, I saw that too.

I hate you less now.

Why? I still don't understand what the deal is in the first place.
What do you think, Dragon?
DBLACKSTAR
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Which is?
A gold mine.
And yes, I saw that too.
What?
Why? I still don't understand what the deal is in the first place.
What do you think, Dragon?
I'm just hateful.
Hyper..... why don't you take that camel spider out of your room yourself instead of screaming like a little girl (no offense) and having your dad run in there and kill it? She's absolutely TERRIFIED of bees. She just sprinted the 20k and then literally flew back to where she started just to get away from them.....
Yeah.
Dibs, is it the same gold mine I found?
No.
Whoa, what?!
It's nothing.
Hypermnestra
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Hyper..... why don't you take that camel spider out of your room yourself instead of screaming like a little girl (no offense) and having your dad run in there and kill it?

Because camel spider bites hurt like a *****. I made the mistake of trying to kill one myself once...never again.

A gold mine.

I mean, what's in it?
DBLACKSTAR
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I mean, what's in it?
Gold.
Hypermnestra
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And for the record, my dad doesn't kill camel spiders. He sets them loose in the yard, because they kill spiders and scorpions.

Hypermnestra
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Gold.

How much gold?
Dragonblaze052
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But did the second half of the paragraph explain why she won't reenter satisfactorily?

Equate it's bite to something I would know, please.

DBLACKSTAR
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How much gold?
It is an actual gold mine.
Hypermnestra
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Equate it's bite to something I would know, please.

I have no idea what you would know.


It is an actual gold mine.

How much gold can I get from it?

But did the second half of the paragraph explain why she won't reenter satisfactorily?

Why is a druid scared of bees?
DBLACKSTAR
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Equate it's bite to something I would know, please.
Setting your left hand on fire then putting it out with rubbing alcohol.
Hypermnestra
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Setting your left hand on fire then putting it out with rubbing alcohol.

Have you been bitten by one before?
DBLACKSTAR
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Have you been bitten by one before?
Not sure I have been bitten/stung by many a beastiy which is why I hate insects so much.
How much gold can I get from it?
Depends how long you stick at it.
Why is a druid scared of bees?
Many horrible things come to mind. At the front is a giant celestial bee.
Dragonblaze052
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She was a young Druid, she wasn't afraid of them, she found some, she tried to be Druidic, **** got real, she is now terrified of them.

DBLACKSTAR
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She was a young Druid, she wasn't afraid of them, she found some, she tried to be Druidic, **** got real, she is now terrified of them.
Sorry to say it but that is hilarious.
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