A man was on an uncharted island and decided he wanted to get off the island and try to return to land. So he built a raft and set off... when he was on the raft he almost starved to death and so the only thing he could eat, was a dolphin he found...
When he got back to land he was sent to court for hunting a restricted for hunting species...
the judge let him go "you know what, no body is sueing you so I'll let ya' go... only one question... how does dolphin taste like?"
three hikers are hiking on a cliff... a witch appears and tells them that each one of them will jump off the cliff and say one word, the thing he said will appear.. if they don't she'll turn them into a frog and eat them
so the first one jumps and yells "Water!" and he lands safely in a lake and survives
the second one jumps and yells "trampoline!" he lands safely on a huge trampoline and bounces happily
the third starts running toward the jump but trips on a rock and shouts "oh crap!"
A woman's three daughters were married to three different men. The women wanted to see if here sons-in-law were trustworthy, so one day she went to the beach with here first son-in-law. She went to swim in the lac, but, not knowing hot to swim, she almost drowns. Luckily, here son-in-law jumped in and saved here. The next day, he got a great 2011 car strait from the factory with all the newest features. The car had a letter stuck in the wind shield. The letter was from his mother-in-law thanking him for saving here life. The women did the same thing to here second son-in-law and the same thing happen to him. When it was the third son-in-law's turn, he was scared of swimming in the water and let his mother-in-law drown. The next day, he gets a Ferrari! Yes, a freaking Ferrari! In the windshield was a letter from his father-in-law. He read "Thank you son for getting rid of that horrible witch I call my wife! I was planning of getting a divorce, but not anymore! As I sign of my appreciation I give you this gift! Signed your father-in-law."
