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Im not sure if this is the proper place to post this thread but it is flash game related, anywayyyy i just had an idead seeing wat a few other players and myself were posting on colony sooooo i decided to see if it can make it as a thread.

the idead is put yourself in the position as a unit/s or person/commander/soldier SOMETHING or SOMEONE in colony and tell ur story. It can be long or short be its a fun lil idea and it can be quite artistic if u make that way, anyway this is wat me and some other players made in the colony comment box.

"the life of a far sniper
boom blast right in your head
if a helicopter comes i AM DEAD XD ahahaha lol." _Myself

"life of a marine
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in numbers omg pwnage
one tanks oo
boom
splash all marines dead"_liquidtlo

"the life of a hover
boom blast laser cannon oh crap
pride owned. too many prides with medics, helis too, boom pride laser blast chainguns dead"

"the life of a pride
kill kill programed destruction, oh no wait...
the hovers are back... XD hover pwnnnnn" _Myself

"The life of a sniper-
Haha im picking off your marines one by one...hey!!?? medics? im usless now dam it"

ummm enjoy

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Endscape
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srry for spelling errors, muscle memory kept makin me go back to d in i-d-e-a-(d)

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"IM A FLYINGGGG UFO TANK YERHERHERHERHERRRRRR ohgodromans."


"im in ur airspace

bombing ur medz"


"Geez, the training I had to go through is so harsh, only one in twelve people pass. The rest end up disappearing for no reason."


"Hey-HEY! Move over! Your elbow is in my face! Owww! WHO WAS THE GENIUS WHO DECIDED TO CRAM 30 PEOPLE INTO ONE TANK?!"


"MMM!! MMMM!! MMMMMM MM MMMMMMM??? [translated: I can't breathe! WHO WAS THE GENIUS WHO DECIDED THAT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE COULD FIT INTO A BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE???]"


"Umm excuse me, sir, but you haven't payed the electric bill in a while. The robots you've been making are really putting strains on the local generator, so unless if you want to be charged [do u see wut i did ther] extra this month, please stop."


"Alright men, Charlie and I will flank from the left while- AHHH WTF?!! I'M MOVING AGAINST MY WILL!!! I'M RUNNING AWAY WHILE BRIEFLY TURNING AROUND FOR NO REASON! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!! DX"


"roflcopterroflcopterroflcopter"


"Men, we've made it this far without getting taken down by a chopper gunner or a camper. Let's hurry and- OHHH GOD A PREDATOR MISSILE AHH-"


Guess who the excerpts are from :P

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[Pilot]approaching target...
[Co-pilot]estimated arrival time 3 seconds...
[Bomb bay]captain we r locked on target...
[Captain]move in, lock on to the med camp located behind enemy H-tanks..... good FIRE!!!
[Bomb bay]direct hit! reload time 12 seconds captain...
[Captain]good, take us back to base pilot.
[Pilot] roger, returning to base...

now WAT is that "royal" machine?

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