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Joe96
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If you had a 'universal pass' that could excuse you from anything you ever did (you only get one use), what would you use it on.

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Google567
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I think I would use it on things I wish I didn't do.

jdoggparty
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I would steal five buttloads of money, and then give it all to homeless people.

But I would still keep about $500,000 for my self.

Pedro97
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I would use it to spend a month in one of the most beautiful islands in the world :P

jdoggparty
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But if you had money you could do that anyway.

Also, that is not something that you would get in trouble for.

DeadlyVelociraptor
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I would eradicate humanity

3 Am mood is FTW

jdoggparty
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Wow. That is not a good mood to have.

knight_34
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I would steal five buttloads of money


Pennies, gold bars or checks? Buttloads right?

I'd steal a billion dollars worth of gold.
jdoggparty
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Definetely a check, because you would never run out of money. They would just have to make a 100,000 bill and give like a thousand of them to me.

ITheNormalPerson
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lol, pass for unlimited passes, does that count? If not, 10,000,000,000$ and put 1/4 in bank, keep 1/4, and give 2/4 to random people on the street.

knight_34
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http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/us100000dollarsbillobverse-500x210.jpg

They were never in general circulation though. No need for them any more thanks to electronic technology.

I'm wary about stealing enough money to adversely affect a nation's economy... Like say for example stealing a trillion. A billion is as far as I would go and I'm not even sure about that.

ITheNormalPerson
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YOU STOLE MR. NAPKINS HANKERCHIEF!!!! THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin4762
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They were never in general circulation though. No need for them any more thanks to electronic technology.


They were never in circulation. They aren't even cut into bills.

I would kiss my ex and try to get back with her.

or

I would buy every SB ever made, even the 2004 retros.
knight_34
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/10000-2f.jpg/800px-10000-2f.jpg

At least these still couunt.

YOU STOLE MR. NAPKINS HANKERCHIEF!!!! THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your name's a misnomer.
jdoggparty
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lol, pass for unlimited passes, does that count? If not, 10,000,000,000$ and put 1/4 in bank, keep 1/4, and give 2/4 to random people on the street.


2/4
ITheNormalPerson
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yes, 2/4, or 1/2 or 4/8, or just half, or 50/100, or 7894/15788, lol. and mr. napkin is a person, just ask Icy or DV.

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