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bigjacob
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Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!

The Court Of Lol
Chapter 1 :Links Framed

*Everyones in court room*

Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer.
Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob
Bigjacob:Hello
Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client
Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty
Batman:Wait what?
Link:OMG What are u doing
Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point.
Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here?
Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there
*FPM stands on target*
Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling
ALL:HAHAHA
beep bop beep beep
Judge Mario:whats that
Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening
Judge Mario:Well make me look good
Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go?
King Dedede:First give my hammer back!
*Knights walk in room*
Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up!
All:Uh........
Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here!
*All runs to door*
All:YAY
*Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone*
All:No..........

Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.

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CommanderDude7
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?
I hope Im in part two.

bigjacob
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Chapter 4:Stuff Happens
part 2 P.S. my cruelty to darkwolf is because were good friends and rivals.P.S.S. i like chicken
darkwolf1:that was your money?
darkfire:duh now hand it over before i*punches him in face*
do that
darkwolf1:i uh kinda spent it.....
darkfiren what!!
darkwolf1:I bought this hobo named commanderdude.He cooks and eats and eats and in fact he eats more then he works
darkfire:well he belongs to me now hand him over!
*Kellinger rises from the dead as a zombie*
Bigjacob:I have a idea
All:Ya?
Bigjacob:Lets use a new torture method on darkwolf!
ALL(but darkwolf)YA!
Torture Master:Put him on chains and chain him to the spiky wall
Darkfirek*puts him on chains and presses spike button*
*Spikes come out and go through darkwolf but he still wont die no matter how many times he gets a spike in him
darkwolf:I used a invincibiltity cheat code :P
Darkfire:Well guess what,theres one thing not even invincibility can stop
darkwolf1:What is it?
Darkfire:this*presses button and BIG GIANT FIST HITS HIM FROM SKY*
judge mario:Ive lost control of my court
*CommanderDude walks in:Hi im a dirty filthy Hobo.
Torture Master:Hmmm me got idea*Presses button and everyones on stands in a arena where the contestants are the zombified kellinger and the hobo*
ALL:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
*Kellinger rips a arm off of himself and throws it at Commanderdude*
Commanderdude:Yum*eats arm
*kellinger,confused pulls off his head and takes brain out and dies again*
THE END
P.S. kellinger you got your wish you were revived then dead again

Kellinger
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aww come on!!! oh well i shoulda seen that coming. hmmmm, how many times can i come back to life &quotresses restart button"
XD

Chryosten
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Kellinger, maybe you shouldn't of have mentioned that you wished to die in the story.

Kellinger
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Nomad

yeah that was kinda idiotic, wasn't it. he didn't need to kill me off fast though. well i'm just going to see how many times i can come back to life. this is going to be intresting won't it.

CommanderDude7
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YES! IM A HOBO! AND I EAT PEOPLE!

Chryosten
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Herald

Anyway, I've changed my mind. The latest one is my favourite now.

Kellinger
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Nomad

hey Commanedrdude......... GIMMIE BACK MY ARM!!!

Hectichermit
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YES! IM A HOBO! AND I EAT PEOPLE!


The Hobos must face off in a battle royale of collecting cans! Anyone in our way shall be pummeled by our shopping cart battering rams!
bigjacob
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Chapter 5:More Stuff Happens
part 1 of 3
*Court room is turned into a mad scientist laboratory
Professor Mario:Ok CommanderDude so you got Kellingers body?
Commanderdude:IM A HOBO
Professor Mario:Ok thanks for the body
*Darkfire walks in*
Darkfire:What happened to the court room?
Professor Mario:Weve been discovered!Hobo attack!
*Commanderdude jumps on darkfire throwing him into darkfire*
Professor Mario:Ok then now hobo put kellingers body in this machine thingy
(Now im just gonna call Commander dude Hobo)
Hobo:YES MASTAH OF PANCAKES
Professor Mario:*presses a button and kellinger is revived as a 5 legged zombified chicken
Professer Mario:Well that didnt work out
*Master chief shoots but he wont die*
Kellinger:I cant be killed,and only the wrath of AG spam stories can kill me
Proffesser Mariok*shows him this story and kellinger blacks out
Bigjacob:You know ive been hanging from the ceilingby chains for a hour now can I go?
Mario:NONONONONONONONNOONNONOONNONOONONNONONONONONOIM MASTAH OF PANCAKES SO OBEY
Hobo:ME WANT PANCAKES MASTAH
Mario:Here ya go
Hobo:thanks mastah
Part 2 coming soon

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Haha... Can I be in it? Like a talking velociraptor or something :P

Hectichermit
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I would be in it but theres a hobo in there already. IDk most places can't have more then one hobo unless they fight it out.

Kellinger
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revived, dead, revived, dead, revived, dead, revived. you see a pattern don't you =P

Chryosten
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Herald

Uh, I don't get what you mean by this:

*Commanderdude jumps on darkfire throwing him into darkfire*
Kellinger
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*Commanderdude jumps on darkfire throwing him into darkfire*


either there's a clone of you or there is someone else named Darkfire.

if someone else is named darkfire n=take no offense. i can be a moron at times
XD
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