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Joe96
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Pretty much just the OP, what are the top 10 things you lose in your house? Example: remote, spare change, etc.

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Somewhat49
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In every washer their is a secret pipeline that sucks in socks. Then you're socks get thrown into a a giant nuclear tank so they can be filled with uranium and radiation. Then when the madmans is ready he'll send the socks back and then detonate them. Simple facts that everyone who passed the first grade knows.

lol I read the first sentence and thoughrt you had some fact to what you were saying till you started with the uranium. Exploding socks, that's a new 1
ITheNormalPerson
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1.Like ten of my DS games. BLARGH
2. my phone. BLAH
3pencils. BLA-nevermind
4.pens. lol.
5.my head. I know, copied, but it's true
6LARP equipment.
7paper,MY PAPER
8. batteries
9. pillows. I have about 20. I hibernate...
10. nothing else, because i dont lose anything, but that stuff^^^

ITheNormalPerson
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oh,and the sock thing is true, the secret pipe is there, BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!! but not the pie... ponder time...

jdoggparty
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1. Pencils
2. TV Remote
3. Jacket
4. Belt
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Kevin4762
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Things that are hard to find:

Nike SB Diamond Tiffanys

Nike SB Paris

Nike SB London

Nike SB Toyko

Nike SB Pigeon

ITheNormalPerson
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what are those? shoes? lol, i dont watch the media circus... ponder... ponder... pond... fish... ice... APPLEBEES

Joe96
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Rofl! This thread is the best thought ever!

Thanks
These are some of the things I always seem to lose:
1.flashlights
2.remotes
3.microphone
4.anything I put down and leave for more than 5 minutes
5.phone
6.gift cards
7.papers
8.chargers
9.clothes
10.etc. because that pretty much covers everything else :P
Joe96
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I really don't lose things often, if I do it's something like chapstick.

Where's the chapstick?
Pazx
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1. Assignment sheets
2. Remote
3. Batteries
4. Torches
5. The casing for the battery slot in Wii remotes.
6. Clothes
7. Gum (lolwut)
8. Cricket balls
9. Assignments
10. Chargers, or my phone..

I think that's pretty accurate. Anything that's not on the list I can't find.

vontje
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1. A pencil, it's really scary. I put it away, 2 seconds later i can't find it XD
2. my pass for school to open my locker. I once found him back in the oven... I was busy doing the dishes
3. Notes i wrote for school on a paper. Paper gone XD
4. My keys. Especially when in a hurry:P
5. Sometimes my lenses. I had a time they fell out of my eye and i searched 3 hours for them... Especially because it's transparant, it doesn't help. Really a pain in the *** when you loose that!
6. Sometimes i don't even know i lost something, find it months after i lost it and think huh was that mine? Oh yeaaa! :P
7. Remote control, my dad hides it in really weird spots when he has been watching the television.
8. My towel. You recognize that? You go under the shower, want to dry yourself and think sh*t... All wet you've got to look for that stupid towel hidden somewhere in your room xd
9. Does it count it was in my dream? I couldn't find my bra in my dream :P

Yea i don't have a 10 i guess.

vontje
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Where's the chapstick?


Really you almost got me a heart attack with that...

Still trying to put my lips together (my mouth fell open...)
now i'm scared for life o.O
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lol!!! Joe...

Well, I can say it's great she can entertain herself like that. Poor girl is asking for trolling.

But yea, I honestly do not lose things often because I'm freakishly organized. I probably require some sort of medication to tone it down a bit, but it doesn't bother me. I know where EVERYTHING is, I mean everything. Not to mention my memorization skills are high because of a technique I learned in college.

I suppose I could continue this rant and explain the technique, as it might help some of you folks that lose things a lot.

It's called Method of Loci. From the article:

A general designation for mnemonic techniques that rely on memorised spatial relationships to establish, order and recollect memorial content...The method of loci is also commonly called the mental walk, and in more basic terms, it is a method of memory enhancement which uses visualization to organize and recall large amount of information. Many memory contest champions claim to use this technique in order to recall faces, digits, and lists of words. These championsâ successes have little to do with brain structure or intelligence, but more to do with their technique of using regions of their brain that have to do with spatial learning. These parts of the brain that contribute most significantly to this technique include the medial parietal cortex, retrosplenial cortex, and the right posterior hippocampus.
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1.Remote
2.Drinking glass
3.Cats
4.Dog
5.Wallet
6.MP3
7.Towel
8.Passwords
9.House (Forget where it is sometimes :P)
10 Everything else

idontsuckthatmuch
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1. Pencils. Like a previous guy said
2. My loafers. I always wear them around the house, and my feet are ALWAYS cold when i walk on my tile floor if a i cant find them
3. My Ipod. I have a Nano, and i love music, but it gets lost pretty often cause of its miniature size.
4. My belt (like another previous guy said). So annoying cause i'm real skinny and most of my pants need belts
5. A girl. Pretty self explanatory. *continuing to sob*

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Top ten, welllll

1- Free time
2- A date
3- Deoderant
4- A decent paying job that is under the table
5- A puzzle that is actually fun, not impossible to put together
6- Good forgers....... not that I have anything to forge...
7- Free music that is legal
8- My wallet
9- Someone who isn't white. We have a severe lack of cultural variety where I live.
10- My sanity

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