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pratchu
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i would throw my cat at them for sure. people would probably shoot them if they had any common sense. what would you do?

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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"Hey guys, can I get a picture and an autogrpah with you guys?"

After that was out of the way....

"Let me put some pants on, and elts go get tacos."


That's that, simple enough.

Ghgt99
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I would take a paintball gun. Shoot them in the nuts, take a knife, cut off there hair, and feed them to my pet coyote. And yes. I do have a pet coyote.

Jetcord
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are you talking about me?
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against the rules!

Pedro97
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are you talking about me?
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against the rules!


I am going to regret from what I am going to post but here I go. This is Jedward.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g348/Pedro2103/jedward.jpg
d_dude
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OMFG That window in the background has three white lights. If you connecte them, you make a triangle! I can imagine the dude on the right licking the dude on the left's ear.

Pedro97
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I think I will remove that photo, I am getting scared of it. Just use the other link I have posted.

MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

Talk about Viagra hair.

A video sample of them singing.
The X Factor 2009 - John & Edward- Auditions 1 - (itv.com/xfactor)

tangramfool
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Shave off their hair.

Pedro97
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Shave off their hair.


That would not be a great idea, they would probably scream like kids all the time and if they get into my room with the shaved hair and screaming, I would use my baseball bat on them.
pratchu
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nice logic Pedro. i would ssimply do the Lenore styled 'Lawnmower accident'(drive a lawnmower over they're heads 164 times)

valkery
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First I would slam the door shut on their faces, grab a baseball bat, open the door again and then commence in beating them unconcious. After beating them into sleeping, I would shave their heads and shove needles into their balls. Then I would throw cold water on their heads to wake them up, so they could feel the pain in their balls... After torturing them for around, oh lets say, two days, I would take a gun and blow their brains out of the backs of their heads. Not to be violent or anything...

pratchu
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valkery, are you sure they have them??? the 4-letter word ??? cuz i doubt they have any

Pedro97
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You have an evil mind, valkery. But I think if you only use the baseball bat is fine because after you use this, they will be miles away from your room.

Joe96
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...What the heck is a "Jedward"?

Pedro97
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What the heck is a "Jedward"?


Joe, go to page 2 at this thread. I posted a link of Wikipedia of who they are and a picture, that will get you scared.
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