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I didn't fail, I just found a thousand ways not to make a lightbulb.

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"-Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."-Mark Twain

"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place."-Winston Churchill

"To be sure to hit the target, shoot first, and then call whatever you hit the target."-unknown

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."-Mark Twain

"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place."-Winston Churchill

"To be sure to hit the target, shoot first, and then call whatever you hit the target."-unknown

"I didn't fail, I just found a thousand ways not to make a light bulb."- Thomas Edison


Winners so far...

"Always do whatever's next."-George Carlin

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."-Bob Dylan

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."-Jim Carrey

Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it.

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a great day to die.


To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift.

~Steve Prefontaine~



In my world, everyone's a pony, and they eat rainbows, and they poop out butterflies

~Katie, Horton Hears a Who~


Dale Gribble-"If I could reach one kid with candy and matches, then it will of all have been worthwhile"
-King of the Hill-


Optimus Prime- "Now give me your face."
-Transformers II-

You can lose freinds. but you can't forget them - Me

Sometimes change is what's best, letting your heart break and learning how to cope.

And the risk is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Every now and then, I wish it were then instead of now.
- Thomas Michael

Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry.

I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go.

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."-Mark Twain

"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place."-Winston Churchill

"To be sure to hit the target, shoot first, and then call whatever you hit the target."-unknown

In my world, everyone's a pony, and they eat rainbows, and they poop out butterflies
~Katie, Horton Hears a Who~

You can lose freinds. but you can't forget them
~Thomas1st~

Thanks guys!

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

Albert Einstein

"I love smiling, smiling is my favorite!"

- Buddy The Elf

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, weep and you weep alone.

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned


-tyler durden, fight club

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

- Gandhi

"Confused? Google it."

"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you're drowning."
- Jimmy Carr

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator."
- Homer Simpson

And here's a serious one.


"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
â" Albert Einstein