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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Juno
Juno who
Juno that I'm out here, right?

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Several of these "joke", topics have been made.

*Knock knock*
Who's there?
*knockknockknock SMASH!*
What a crappy door!
Are you here to fix the termites?
Yeh.

The end.


*knockknock*
Who's there?
No one!
Oh, OK.

The end.

*knockknock*
Who's there?
Yo mamma!
when did your voice get deep, mum?
Mum?
Well you just said your momma?
It was a joke.
Well this is awkward...

The end.

*knockknock*
**** off!
No, it's the police.
whoops...

The end.

*knockknock*
Who's there?
Efan.
A fan?
Efan, as in ethan with a lisp.
Oh, that Efan. What do you want?
What don't I want
Stop being difficult you foxy beast!
;D
So what did you want?
I forget.
Do you want to come inside?
Inside a strangers house? Okay (innocent smile)
Now the games begin >
What? Oh no!
Yes, mnopoly!
I haaaate monopolyyyeee!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaaaarrr!

knock knock.

who's there?

knock.

hello, who's there??

knock knock knock.

hey, tell me who you are!

knock!

I am coming out now!

knockedyknock.

who..*knock*

knock out.

Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
You didn't remember me!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kill.
Kill who?
Kill you.

I got this from acmide the dead terrorist.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!



rubbish but oh well

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stand back, I think I'm going to sneeze!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Come on, it wasn't that scary.

Knock knock
who's there?
Cheese
cheese who?
Na'cho cheese

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Stan
Oh Stan! Come in!

Knock knock
*open door*

This is what I always say when people try to tell me knock knock jokes.

Other Person: Knock knock!
Me: Please come in.

This makes people think, and try to come up with a joke on the spot :P

Me: "Hey wanna hear a knock knock joke"
Other: "Yeah sure"
Me: "Okay you first"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck Norris
OH **** EVERYONE RUN!!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Open
Open Who?
Open the door it's freezing out here.

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in.