Chuck Norris is sunning himself on his yacht that he won in a thumb-war contest with Don King. Out of the blue Steven Seagal has a bit of an 'Under Siege' moment when he is distracted by some tart appearing out of a cake and ploughs straight into Chucks boat with his newly re-captured Destroyer . .
Needless to say Chuck aint too happy and after picking 4 tonnes of steel out of his front teeth he flies straight at poor old Steven in a passion ..
Neither of them would. By now they are old and can't do nothing. My grandma could beat them up at their age. The second Chuck punches Steven, Chuck would break his fist and Steven would break a rib. They'd fall on the ground and continue the fight later. Steven would ,this time, bring a knife and shank Chuck repeatedly and Chuck would finally die. What Steven didn't know, Chuck had explosives attached to him which he detonated. The both died, thanks to Chuck going suicide bomber. TIE BREAKER!
Hmm, I'd have to say that Steven Seagal would win. Despite the power of Chuck Norris, all it takes is one paddle to the face. Since they are on a boat, I'm pretty sure there would be a paddle.
I'm sick to death of morons saying how god like Chuck Norris is. Sure he was tpough and strong and fast. But There is always someone better. For example, Bruce Lee could have beaten Chuck in his prime.
I don't think you really know who Chuck Norris is. No one here says anything remotely to do with his actual life, you just make crappy jokes. Try being original. Heck, you could have made this a properly entertaining thread by talking realistically about Chuck Norris Vs Steven Seagal in the prime of their fitness, or carreer.
I'm assuming we're talking about a fight when they were both in their prime... steven seagal is a 7th dan black belt in Aikido, Chuck is a black belt in several martial arts. I say chuck would win simply because he's more balanced... its better to be good at a lot of things than to be great in 1
