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idontsuckthatmuch
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As the topic says, what do you do on an average weekday? (Just weekdays, no Saturdays or Sundays). Here's what I do:
1. I wake up, usually at around 7:00.
2. I get ready for school.
3. I go to school at 8:00.
4. I go to all my classes, hang out with friends, maybe take a few tests, or receive more projects that I have to do.
5. I go home, do my large mound of homework, practice the piano (yes, I do play the piano).
6. I play Xbox, usually Call of Duty, until it's time for dinner.
7. I eat dinner.
8. I go on the computer, usually AG or Youtube, until it's time for me to go to bed, at 9:30.
9. I get ready for bed and my family prays together. (we're a pretty religious family, I go to church every Wed and Sun), and we pray every night.
10. I go to bed.

And the next day, it starts all over again at #1.

So there ya have it. What do you do?

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knight_34
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I masturbate nonstop from 7 am to 7 pm. I eat after that.


Very funny.

Most are 11-20. They should be beatin' it like it's nobody's business.


Meh, the rules are rules. You're getting close.

yeah I have to agree with Kevin on this on. Even though I do not do what he stated earlier. It does have it's benefits and is a healthy part of development.


We should masturbate for twelve hours a day right?

Right, let's move onto something productive.

1) Wake up from 5-8 am. Time dependent on motivation, sleepiness and chance.
2) Prepare for school and if there's spare time, kill boredom online.
3) Leave to school at 8:40 am.
4) School from 8:50 to 3:10.
5) Walk home begrudgingly.
6) Arrive.
7) Sit for thirty minutes and stare at the wall.
8) Do chores.
9) Homework.
10) Take my frustrations out on video games and the internet.
11) Read the newspaper.
12) Watch television.
13) Do a bit of writing.
14) Have a snack.
15) Do 10-13 and other interesting things that waste time.
16) Dinner (not at fixed times)
17) Do any other chores I am pressed into doing.
18) Do 15 until 10:30 pm.
19) Take a shower before bed, brush teeth, etc.
20) Head into my room to either procrastinate till midnight while writing and listening to music or go to bed immediately.
slipsoccer
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Well in my average day, I go to school, stay for soccer practice, chill with friends, go home take a shower & brush my teeth, and the left over time I either go play PS3 or just go online.

Kevin4762
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yeah I have to agree with Kevin on this on. Even though I do not do what he stated earlier. It does have it's benefits and is a healthy part of development.


errbody does it

Studying does require thinking.


Yes, but masturbating requires much more focus. Try thinking about naked girls and your bad grades at the same time while mastering your penis.

Kevin's post a few pages back indicated that he does it for twelve hours nonstop. I mean, every now and then is fine, but that's too much.


That's impossible. I was joking. Only once a day on weekdays and twice on weekends. Gawd. Can't take a joke.

How much of that is blood?


lol

Very funny.


At least somebody here gets it.

We should masturbate for twelve hours a day right?


ttly d00d
GhostOfMatrix
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masturbating requires much more focus.

No, you just do it. There's little focus involved with it. However with studying and completing schoolwork you do require much more focus.
That's impossible. I was joking.

It's very possible to do it. It would just take a lot of energy.
Jokes don't transfer well over the internet.
sk8brder246
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I masturbate nonstop from 7 am to 7 pm. I eat after that.


same here.
Kevin4762
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No, you just do it. There's little focus involved with it. However with studying and completing schoolwork you do require much more focus.


HA! So you do it. Then why did you say you don't.

Well anyway, I focus a lot on masturbating. First, I set the mood. I set a scenario in which I would be doing it. I think of what she is doing, and what I am doing. I picture the scene in my head. I think of what she is saying, or moaning. Then, I leave the rest up to my imagination. As in, who joins in, what we do after that, who else I do it with, stuff like that. I can't think of bad stuff when I'm banging a girl.

Whereas, with schoolwork, since I really am not into it, at all, and don't want to do it, at all, I doze off.

You can fall asleep in class, but not in the middle of beatin' it.

It's very possible to do it. It would just take a lot of energy.


You clearly have not done it very often. You try coming more than once in one hour. It is impossible.
Jokes don't transfer well over the internet.


Have you ever heard of failblog?
GhostOfMatrix
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Then why did you say you don't.

Show me where I said that I don't.
GhostOfMatrix
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A Moderator/Administrator can delete the above post. I wasn't finished with it.

Then why did you say you don't.

Show me where I say that I don't.
You try coming more than once in one hour. It is impossible.

Try not to ejaculate during the first hour. Just go slowly for twelve hours straight. It's possible.
Kevin4762
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Show me where I say that I don't.


Woops. Confused your post with coshkun.

Try not to ejaculate during the first hour. Just go slowly for twelve hours straight. It's possible.


It's not masturbating unless you come. Then it is just rubbing your penis for twelve hours straight.
knight_34
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[quote=Kevin4762]ttly d00d[/quote]

I don't have the time to be honest.

Anyway, jokes aside what do actually do during your day? You're on AG, so I suppose there's more to it than rubbing your pubic area.

Kevin4762
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1. Wake up

2. Go downstairs to eat breakfast

3. Take out Oreos from the cupboard

4. Get glass from the cabinet

5. Get milk from the refrigerator

6. Pour milk into glass

7. Sit down at the table

8. Dip the Oreos into the glass of milk

9. Drink a little bit of milk after each Oreo I eat

10. Finish milk

11. Put glass of milk in the sink

12. Put Oreos away in the cupboard

13. Go upstairs

14. Go to bathroom

15. Remove my white tee and boxers

16. Enter the shower

17. Soak myself

18. Playfully touch myself

19. Put on Suave Shampoo

20. Remove knots from hair

21. Rinse hair

22. Put on Garnier Fructis

23. Cover hair

24. Rinse hair

25. Rub Dove soap all over my body

26. Rinse my body

27. Turn off water

28. Get out of shower

29. Try myself

30. Put Talcum Powder on my pubes, on my arm pit, and in between my toes

31. Put on deodorant

32. Brush my teeth

33. Put on cologne

34. Groom beard

35. Exit bathroom

36. Put on shirt that matches the shoes I wear on that specific day (yes, I coordinate my wardrobe to my shoes)

37. Go downstairs

38. Get out of the house

39. Get in my car

40. Drive to school

41. Arrive at school

42. Go to Building A and hangout with my friends by there

43. Go to first period, walking with them

44. Talk about shoes in class

45. Do work

46. Go to third period

47. Talk about movies

48. Walk with friends to fifth period

49. Do work

50. Go to seventh period with my friends

51. Talk about stuff

52. Hang out with friends until I have to leave

53. Drive to Chick-Fil-A and meet up with my friends

54. Eat two chicken sandwiches

55. Leave Chick-Fil-A

56. Drive home

57. Enter house

58. Go upstairs

59. Pick up pencil

60. Do homework

61. Go on bed

62. Get laptop

63. Open Firefox

64. Type in Facebook in address bar

65. Log in to Facebook

66. See my wall

67. Talk to friends through Facebook

68. Type messages to friend

69. Type in Armor Games into url

70. Play some new games (if there are any)

71. Go to Community

72. Troll in WEPR

73. Type Youtube into address bar

74. Watch videos from the people I subscribe to

75. Google some ****

76. Exit out of Firefox

77. Put computer to sleep

78. Get out of bed

79. Walk downstairs

80. Eat the food my mom prepared for me

81. Put dirty dishes in sink

82. Help my mom out with cleaning the kitchen

83. Go back upstairs

84. Enter bathroom

85. Brush my teeth

86. Exit bathroom

85. Go downstairs

86. Watch some TV

87. Go upstairs

88. Dress into white t-shirt and boxers

89. Get into bed

90. Pull down boxers

91. Squirt lotion onto my hands

92. Slowly rub my penis with a firm, but gentle grip

93. Eventually speed up

93. Ejaculate

94. Pull up boxers

95. Go to bathroom

96. Wash hands

97. Put away lotion

98. Get back into bed

99. Close my eyes

100. Go to sleep

That is only some of my day. I didn't describe everything. I left some stuff out. I just wanted it to be an even hundred.

knight_34
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Hmmm... *thinks about things*

You spend 15 out of 100 in the above list in the shower and 11/100 getting out, consuming and stashing away milk and Oreos.

Some of the periods are missing too.

arkaninerenegade
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1.Wake up
2.Survive
3.Sleep
4.Repeat

Number 2 is always the hardest

Cranium80
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wake up, get dressed and go to work.

RedLlama
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Wake up
Get out MP5
Go to work
Come back from work
Wash blood off of self and cloths
Play videogames
Feed kitten
sleep

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