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Oh! I've got another one! Sometimes, when I'm playing some sort of game online and my dad will ask me to do something. I'll respond "after this match." and he'll ask why don't i just pause so i have to explain to him that sense I'm online, if I'm paused, the other people will still be playing and can shoot me.

OHHH EMMM GEEE HOW DO YOU JUMP??!?!?!?!?!?!!? THAT IS SOOOOOOOO AMAZIINNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGLLOL
Oh and btw what the fudge is happening to Armorgames everything is funking justin beibafied. BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

i don't want to offend anyone by this ....

but the person who just walked in says

"An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says â We re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can surviveâ The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers âGod Save The Queenâ and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers âViva La Franceâ and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers âRemember the Alamoâ and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. "

Sometimes when im playing xbox my dad comes in and says:

"you know, you play that like 2 horus a day and it never appeers to me that they ever take bathroom breaks, is there a bathroom for them??"

Me: *facepalm*

"how does i play"

I've gotten that one on too many occasions to count. All of them on games with built-in tutorials.

(as I'm sitting on my bed, Xbox controlller in my hand.)

MOM: What are you doing?

I always think of one of those Bill Engvall "Here's your sign" moments, so bad, I wanna say:
Reading about (insert random scientist's name)'s theory in thermonuclear metaphysics, it's really interesting... Here's your sign

Worset questions: "Are you winning?" or "Which is your guy?" or some times "Who are the bad guys?".

My worst question is when this five year old kid comes to my house and im on the computer and im playing a game with a title he probably can't spell, nevermind PLAY the game. Then when i play after a while he asks "how do you do that?" or "what are the controls" or "what button is that" as if it actually mattered like he was going to play in five minutes. The worst part is he usually asks when im in an epic part so i cant answer and show him. so finally after asking about fifty times im all angry and i like scream the answer at him cause he lost me the game (not literally scream, but it feels like screaming 4 him) and he starts crying and like the day is ruined.

Sometimes when im playing xbox my dad comes in and says:

"you know, you play that like 2 horus a day and it never appeers to me that they ever take bathroom breaks, is there a bathroom for them??"

Me: *facepalm*

I hated civ5 :/

one time i was playign assasins creed 2 and my mom was watching. i had just taken my incomeand decided to renovate the brothel.

MOM: Whats a brothel?

*facepalm*