ok. -it is legal (if your pregnant) to urinate in a policeman's helmet on demand. -if a burglar breaks into your house and trips over something, he can successfully sue you for compensation. -it is illegal to kiss in public. -it is legal to beat your wife if it dose not disturb anyone.
i meen come on wtf.
all of these laws are 100% true, they were made at different periods throughout British history, but have never been removed so they are 100% legal/illegal
