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This should be a game for the forum games if it already isn't.
This can become spam.
There's mine

"when i fight you, I wont snipe you, I'll use an HIV infested needle to strike you"

Do you know or do you think you know?

(the answer is yes)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Thanks Cormyn.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Thanks Alt.

"i will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! BOHOLD!" - robot actor portraying a human in a movie on a cartoon

Futurama

That episode was weird :/

Lol that was a good episode.
If i had a square and you had a circle i would have 3 triangles.

i hate racism. but that makes me racist. does that mean i hate myself???

1). is a cookie a cookie if it is not cooked?
2). is a cracker a cracker if it dose not crack?

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool, like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator."

-Homer Simpson

Or do you have to make it up yourself? In that case...

If a fish was acting fishy, would it be suspicious?

Being against racism isn't a race. :P
So no, you wouldn't be racist against yourself.
This is an old one: If no one hears a tree fall in a forest, did it still make a sound?

If no one hears a tree fall in a forest, did it still make a sound?

This is a bag of dandelions! These aren't chicken strips at all!

How far can a bear run into the forest?

Half-way, because after he reaches the center he is running out

"Just who do you think I think I am?"
Tell what song its from and you get a free cookie

What is the square root of Call of Duty AKA COD?
I want someone to try and figure that out. And a calculator won't help you...