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Scarlett814
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What is the most stuped thing you've done to your self? for example, shoot your foot, attempt a flip even though you know you cant do it, etc----

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LivingToDie
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The stupidest thing I've ever done is try to commit suicide.
A person I had known and loved so much had got run over by a car and died, I felt alone for several days.
I took morphine, then ended up in hospital for several days.
So yeah, the stupidest thing I've done to myself is taking morphine.

Pedro97
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I am not stupid at the point to hurt my self too much but once I was playing soccer and then I kicked the at a close wall and the ball came back in my head and I fell down. Something similar to this video but while playing.

My friend once was skateboarding and he stepped in the skate to it goes up and so he can get it in mid air but the skate came into his head. It bled a lot.

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the stupidest thing i ever done to myself (wasnt on purpose) was when i was 8 and in 3rd grade i was swinging at recess and when the bell rang to go back to class i wanted to jump out and see how high i could go and try to fly like superman but insted i started to fall and broke my arm in 2 different places my bones was sticking out threw my skin and my arm turned into a freaking letter U

SirNoobalot
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1. Tried sniffing Sugar... Never again, EVER.

2. Was shooting an airsoft gun, it bounced off what i was shooting, came back and almost hit me in the eye.

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Probably going off jumps in the terrain parks after two days of learning to snow board (i was really good) and breaking both my arms. The worst part about this was that it was the last jump on the last run on the last day before i went home

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Many things come to mind, but I'll only tell a few.

1) I was grounded during Thanksgiving break then I dropped down from my window to go hangout with some friends. Not only did that get me in more trouble, but I also hurt myself from dropping down. It wasn't a serious injury; it just hurt when I dropped down from the second story.

2) At school in about sixth grade I attempted to run up the wall like how some people do in movies and such, then I fell backwards and landed on my back. That hurt.

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I try not to harm myself these days.

Back when I used to live in America, I didn't know how to swim and I jumped into a deep pool. Evidently, I nearly drowned if it weren't for that man that pulled me out.

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When I was little I thought i could jump six steps of stairs but when I tried I only got to four steps and fell the rest way down and rolled and hit the door. I ended up getting a pretty bloody nose and a bad head ache.

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1. Smelling mustard
2. Cracking the finger of a kid who was annoying me when i was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
3. Jumping off a staircase and messing up my leg.
4. Giving my email address to this random guy I saw in the airport (I was young, he seemed nice)

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ok so if wrecking a bike was a profession, i culd so be a millionaire. i can ride a bike and everytthing i just do stupid stuff, so i thot it wuld be a good idea to ramp stuff and i was doin good and my freind kept adding stuff til finally i wasnt gonna do it but my freind kept tellin me to so i did. as i ramped my front tire hit the top of the pile of stuff and i hit my nuts on the part of the bike that holds the handlebars in place did a front flip and landed on my back and the same place hit my nuts agauin. that did not feel good

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ok this is funny.

when i was like 5-6 i watched my dog go down the stairs in our house, then thought that it looked like a cool way to go down stairs. so i went down on all 4 did around 5 summersaults on the way down, then landed on the radiater in the hallway.

i was taken to hospital by my parents and i was fine from th fall, but i had a serious burn on my bum where i hit the radiator lol


also i ate a glass bowl. those ones with baby food in like lil things, but i still ate it when i was like 3-4.
and then when i got back from the hospital (again) my dog had eaten a light-bulb lol.

so there you go 3 epicly epic fails

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When I was younger, We had a pellet stove in our house (I have since moved) I always used to get dressed for school in front of it because it was almost constantly burning. One day, I was really cold, and tried to warm my *** up as well as I could, and I got a little too close... well, actually, I kinda stumbled backward a little and burned the hell out of my ***. I had to stay home from school and sit on an icepack for two days.

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Some years ago, I was in a karate class and when it finished, my mom was there to take me home. I got into her car and closed the door but I forgot one thing: my thumb. I closed the door with all of mt power in my thumb and it got stuck for like 10 seconds. It was kind of funny to see myself screaming with a crushed thumb. And it happened again, last year.

zonic98
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Pedro, lol.
I have posted this already to other thread, but:
Maybe when I snelled mustard. Never again.

urbanwolf232
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[/quote]but:
Maybe when I snelled mustard. Never again.[quote]

i dont think iy smells bad,although thats just me...

once i triped over myself and fell onto a wall! Lol

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