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brp47
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Peasant

these are my 2 favorites at the moment

Q: whats the difference between an English banker and a seagull?
A: a seagull can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.

Q: why did Nick Clegg cross the road?
A: because he said he wasn't going to

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StrategicCaptain
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Nomad

How much is a Billion?
A billion dollars ago, was only 8 hours
and 20 minutes at the rate
Washington spends.

Legion1350
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What are the two scariest sentences in the world when put together?

We're from the government, and we're here to help.

brp47
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580 posts
Peasant

the people who helped Gordon Brown have a good public image told him to mimic dracula with his smile 0.0

allenr912
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Farmer

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common, Our money.

Stormtrooper1
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We've got what it takes to take what you've got ~ IRS
http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/IRS-Quote.html

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