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The title says that you could name the dog anything, yet here, you say you can only use weird names.
Define a weird name.
I've got one dog right now, and her name is Roxy. It's not a weird name, though.

If it was a girl dog, then I would name her Lucy.

If it was a boy dog, then I would name him Gotti.

I really don't know what you mean by "weird".

I really don't know what you mean by "weird".

If I had a wolf hound, or a dog resembling a wolf, I could call him Carcharoth, after the biggest werewolf that ever lived in Middle-Earth. The name is Sindarin (elven language) and means The Red Maw

.. ok I guess people wouldn't be keen about that name. But I would ensure that he would be very nice

if I could rename my dog anything, i would probably name it parmecian.

i mean like strange and funny names. i know a dog named Rode Pipe for example.

I would name a dog bark,beg,sit,come'ere,or petts. That's the only names I could think of but maybe car, or dishoven.

I'd name it Michael. I can't think of a more ridiculous name for a dog.

Ernie, you might be forgetting Walter. Can't you picture an old beagle named Walter? :P

If I had a dog, I'd want to name it Stay. Imagine calling it. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" It might go insane.

Lol, Steven Wright reference back there.

A weird name for a dog...Kickass McLovin!!!!

Names for a dog, eh? Maybe dog backwards. That'd be a great name for a dog, especially one that does not exist.

Aside from that... Rhubarb. I'm not going to explain why. You'll just have to trust me when I say it's a good name.

An odd name for a dog.

I'd probably name my dog my actual name.

That'd be confusing when having company over.

Maybe Trigger, it was a dog in a great book.

*after thinking*

Maybe... Alejandro?

Yeah! Perfect name! I'd love calling my dog that. Actually, that's probably what I'll name my dog when I get one.

Maybe... Alejandro?