Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to behold the soft-boiled fetal duck:
If they did, they wouldn't make too much money off what they had in stock, assuming that they sold only things I've posted in this thread.
You'd probably make enough income from me alone. A lot of stuff here sounds delicious! Aside from maggot-cheese and various genitalia, of course.
Now, I'm very curious as to what that 3 Musketeers drink tastes like.
Beer without the beer? I just don't see the purpose.
For the religious folk like myself. Speaking of alcohol, I've always wanted to flame vodka, so I could have non-alcoholic jello shots.
@Libby's... Thing...
Ah yes, "otted," "meat food," "roduct." If only there were some clue in there as to tell us that it probably tastes like a raw cow heart through a blender...
I introduce you all to Pizza Beer!
Avorne, you just gained 3 points of respect from me. I'd love to know what that would taste like! Cheese, wheat, and sauce transformed into a flavored beverage...
@Ox Genitals
Stuff like that is why I'm misanthropic.
It's a Kool-Aid pickle, if you're wondering.
So is it an actual pickle? Or is it molded Kool-Aid jello?
I've actually tried them.
Question: ...Why? =/
Don't make any obvious jokes about it. I'm expecting it now.
Don't worry. We wouldn't be able to post them on this site anyways, lol.
Ah yes, "otted," "meat food," "roduct." If only there were some clue in there as to tell us that it probably tastes like a raw cow heart through a blender...
Come on, nobody here has eaten potted meat before?
Don't worry. We wouldn't be able to post them on this site anyways, lol.
I was thinking something more along the lines of a harmlessly suggestive pun, or a joke regarding Shaquille O'Neal. Something that wouldn't technically be against site rules.
Come on, nobody here has eaten potted meat before?
...So you have?
Does it have all the organs and guts still inside?
I think so. Looks like they just took a fertilized egg, boiled it in water, cracked it open and ate it.
I would have to pretty much discontinue the sales of every product you weren't satisfied with.
Win-win scenario. You get an income, I get a load of tasty bizarre food.
That's called eating jello. Except, with the alcohol substitute, it just wouldn't taste as good as regular jello.
Aren't jello shots like a juice? I think that would make them worth-while.
Answer: why not?
*pokerface* Rebuttal: The consumption of a cooked animal penis seems ill-advised, due to flavor, texture, and knowing that you're consuming a male reproductive organ.
I was thinking something more along the lines of a harmlessly suggestive pun, or a joke regarding Shaquille O'Neal. Something that wouldn't technically be against site rules.
I actually can't come up with anything. I guess my mind is more obscene than I thought.
I had it on a plane once, and I remember it being a life-changing experience (even though I forgot about it until just now). Apparently you can also make cookies out of it.
[quote] This one is sold in a version of McDonalds in the Philippines
And is that creepy bug guy supposed to appeal to kids?[/quote]
Actually, that "creepy bug guy" is the mascot for Jollibee. Filipino burger place and whatnot. They even have some Jollibees where I live. It's definitely not from McDonald's, either. Although they do serve something called Taro Pie at McDonald's in the Philippines.