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Ernie15
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I've been Google searching for weird flavors of chips, and I came across a few that are just plain ridiculous.

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_6i/assets/widget_d5nfQOvUfaEBXoXWPfOWJP.jpg

http://suzette.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hotdog.jpg

http://www.wannabemyfriend.com/images/turkey_dor.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3566/3325673410_075a3578c6.jpg

Then it dawned on me: chips aren't the only food with weird flavors. Here are some odd candy varieties I found:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRnLDhNZ6dU/TJHk0wmaeKI/AAAAAAAAAvY/wSAfSjvOqgc/s1600/green-kit-kats-candy.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/11/bubble-yum-hersheys-chocolate-small.jpg

http://weekenderjapan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/GingerKitKat.jpg

http://www.niftycandy.com/formulape/almostfullpee.jpg

The last one is lemon-flavored. It has a normal flavor but you can see why I posted it.

Here are some miscellaneous edibles that I felt needed to be posted:

http://www.creativecolleagues.com/assets/2JollyRancherGroup6.jpg

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/C/cepruett/1065314671_anutbutter.JPG

http://www.zandlgroup.com/Zandland/BubbleYumSoda.jpg

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/15-weird-frozen-foods/15-weird-frozen-foods05.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2011/01/obama-fingers-weird-frozen-foods-345.jpg

If you know of any strange flavors or you just happen to find some online, post them here. Pictures are always appreciated.

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Legion1350
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to behold the soft-boiled fetal duck:
http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/balut.jpg

If they did, they wouldn't make too much money off what they had in stock, assuming that they sold only things I've posted in this thread.


You'd probably make enough income from me alone. A lot of stuff here sounds delicious! Aside from maggot-cheese and various genitalia, of course.

Now, I'm very curious as to what that 3 Musketeers drink tastes like.

Beer without the beer? I just don't see the purpose.


For the religious folk like myself.
Speaking of alcohol, I've always wanted to flame vodka, so I could have non-alcoholic jello shots.

@Libby's... Thing...

Ah yes, &quototted," "meat food," &quotroduct." If only there were some clue in there as to tell us that it probably tastes like a raw cow heart through a blender...

I introduce you all to Pizza Beer!


Avorne, you just gained 3 points of respect from me. I'd love to know what that would taste like! Cheese, wheat, and sauce transformed into a flavored beverage...

@Ox Genitals

Stuff like that is why I'm misanthropic.

It's a Kool-Aid pickle, if you're wondering.


So is it an actual pickle? Or is it molded Kool-Aid jello?

I've actually tried them.


Question: ...Why? =/

Don't make any obvious jokes about it. I'm expecting it now.


Don't worry. We wouldn't be able to post them on this site anyways, lol.
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Ah yes, &quototted," "meat food," &quotroduct." If only there were some clue in there as to tell us that it probably tastes like a raw cow heart through a blender...

Come on, nobody here has eaten potted meat before?
Ernie15
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I'd like you to behold the soft-boiled fetal duck:


Does it have all the organs and guts still inside?

You'd probably make enough income from me alone.


I would have to pretty much discontinue the sales of every product you weren't satisfied with.

Now, I'm very curious as to what that 3 Musketeers drink tastes like.


Mhm, it would probably be too creamy for my tastes. Most likely it tastes more like chocolate milk than anything.

so I could have non-alcoholic jello shots.


That's called eating jello. Except, with the alcohol substitute, it just wouldn't taste as good as regular jello.

So is it an actual pickle? Or is it molded Kool-Aid jello?


The recipe uses real pickles and real Kool-Aid.

Question: ...Why?


Answer: why not?

Don't worry. We wouldn't be able to post them on this site anyways, lol.


I was thinking something more along the lines of a harmlessly suggestive pun, or a joke regarding Shaquille O'Neal. Something that wouldn't technically be against site rules.
Legion1350
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Come on, nobody here has eaten potted meat before?


...So you have?

Does it have all the organs and guts still inside?


I think so. Looks like they just took a fertilized egg, boiled it in water, cracked it open and ate it.

I would have to pretty much discontinue the sales of every product you weren't satisfied with.


Win-win scenario. You get an income, I get a load of tasty bizarre food.

That's called eating jello. Except, with the alcohol substitute, it just wouldn't taste as good as regular jello.


Aren't jello shots like a juice? I think that would make them worth-while.

Answer: why not?


*pokerface*
Rebuttal: The consumption of a cooked animal penis seems ill-advised, due to flavor, texture, and knowing that you're consuming a male reproductive organ.

I was thinking something more along the lines of a harmlessly suggestive pun, or a joke regarding Shaquille O'Neal. Something that wouldn't technically be against site rules.


I actually can't come up with anything. I guess my mind is more obscene than I thought.
Ernie15
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Looks like they just took a fertilized egg, boiled it in water, cracked it open and ate it.


How primitive, yet so very genius. I suppose it must be safe if they're still eating it to this day.

Win-win scenario. You get an income, I get a load of tasty bizarre food.


And perhaps I could get Andrew Zimmern to do a special on my store.

Aren't jello shots like a juice?


So is jello, if you make it yourself and don't leave it in the fridge long enough for it to get jiggly.

The consumption of a cooked animal penis seems ill-advised


I didn't say I ever tried the penis. I said I sampled a rocky mountain oyster, which isn't quite the same thing. It's....slightly lower.
Ernie15
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Anyone ever heard of Sunbutter?

http://images.netrition.com/images/id_watermark_jpg/573-0002.jpg

I had it on a plane once, and I remember it being a life-changing experience (even though I forgot about it until just now). Apparently you can also make cookies out of it.

http://www.swansonvitamins.com/en_US/images/recipes/sunbutter-cookies.jpg

I have to get my hands on this stuff...

dudeguy45
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Can't imagine it tastes too much diffrent from peanut butter....

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[quote] This one is sold in a version of McDonalds in the Philippines
And is that creepy bug guy supposed to appeal to kids?[/quote]

Actually, that "creepy bug guy" is the mascot for Jollibee. Filipino burger place and whatnot. They even have some Jollibees where I live. It's definitely not from McDonald's, either. Although they do serve something called Taro Pie at McDonald's in the Philippines.
Ernie15
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Speaking of popular McDonald's items from around the world, let me introduce you to the most popular item on the menu in India, the Maharaja Mac.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llosyh1tOZ1qzujxvo1_400.jpg

I have a feeling this next one is sold in some Arabic speaking country, judging by the writing and the name.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ikLgN2RxvEo/SDFAnPCob9I/AAAAAAAAAzA/swRyZEAU_dw/s400/mac10.jpg

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http://niftycandy.com/formulapee.html


thats are strange yellow substance on the first page

Ernie15
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Fix'd.

Here's what the McDonald's menu looks like if you go to India.

http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images3/mcdonaldsindianmenu.jpg<br><br>This next one doesn't look very appetizing, despite the name.<br><br>[img]http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images3/baconpotatopie.jpg

And this one, well...I doubt it lasted very long.

http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/1009/wpqlymmq.jpg

dudeguy45
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I'd buy it... If it were'nt from Micky D's.

Ernie15
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Here's what the McDonald's menu looks like if you go to India.


My apologies. The McDonald's menu in India does not look like failed BBCode. It looks more like this:

http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images3/mcdonaldsindianmenu.jpg
FloydTC
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I wish they had that crispy chinese in america. but its probably too spicy for white people.

Ernie15
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Here's what the menu looks like in Japan.

http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/00_normalmenu2.jpg

What surprises me most is that they have this Mega Mac in Japan but not in America.

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