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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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sambam
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Good for that; at least something helpful come from stupid ideas.

Efan
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Good for that; at least something helpful come from stupid ideas.

Just like the average religious charity. *looks for high five*.
ZipperedVenus42
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@ sambam:

Shun the non-believer! :P

TackyCrazyTNT
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Trolololol, Sambam, please chill out. We aren't making fun of your god. Maybe others were, but most of us were not. We are just defending our fun Sandwich God. He/She is fun, and not stupid. I know. As high priestess, I see all. :P

As someone said, (I'm too lazy to quote) let us all eat Magic Sandwiches forget this conflict.

Kasic
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I shall not go on a quest given to me by w/e the hell our god is named, I still can't get it straight...anyways, time to start the quest for...

THE HOLY GR- I MEAN, PICKLE JAR!

Avorne
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In the name of the flour, the scone and the wholegrain spirit.

In God we crust.

Anyway, aside from my sandwich God worship, I love you guys XD

TackyCrazyTNT
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Anyway, aside from my sandwich God worship, I love you guys XD


I said that already. :P
Either way, I'm sure we all love you too.

Probably.
HahiHa
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In God we crust.

Now that's something worthy of being printed on coins XD
MageGrayWolf
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I could so see a game being made out of all this.

wolf1991
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I could so see a game being made out of all this.


I might have to edit High House Awesome in the future. Soonish.
shortay7562
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Either way, I'm sure we all love you too.
Probably.


Well we should, were like sandwhich brothers and sisters! We must maintain a good relationship with our fellow sandwich hailers(?) or this could turn into a pretty nasty food fight....
Avorne
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There's a point - what're we going to call ourselves?

Members of the Brotherhood of Lunch Transcendence? BLT for short? Or the Sandwiccans? Paganinis?

sambam
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Just like the average religious charity. *looks for high five*.


I am a christian high fiving an atheist (I know not a big deal) "smack" *sound of high five*. Good charity work
TackyCrazyTNT
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We are already called the Religion of Awesome. Pay attention.

MageGrayWolf
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We can have this song to sing.

Cake - Comfort Eagle

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