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I definitely have no beef against David Cameron, because I'm not at the receiving end of some brutal austerity measures. I'd swear (an oath) at him though.

Jumping off a cliff will kill you. Feces consumption = some disgusting paraphilia.

A) I don't want to get sick.

B) I don't want to die.

C) I don't have a Prime Minister.

I guess I'll jump off a cliff
*sidenote I will find a cliff 1 foot off the ground*

A) I don't want to put that down my throat, or anywhere near my face for that matter.

B) Well, I don't want to commit suicide or injure myself severely, so no thanks.

C) There's no Prime Minister where I live.

A. Definitely not.

B.Depends: Can i use gear? and how deep is the cliff?

C.If i got a lot of money for it i would because i would get a big fine and i have to travel to the capital. I don't really care for our Prime Minister he's kind of an idiot.

A) no thanks
B) depends on how high it is
C) i dont want to die!

I'd jump off a cliff. You didn't define the height of the cliff, therefore anything that even similarly resembles a cliff can be part of my choice.

(and a mattress at the bottom)

Therefore, B.

B of course. As has been stated, you haven't defined the cliff. 3-foot-high cliff with a mattress.

A. Eat poop
B. Jump of a cliff
C. Swear at the prime minister

I go with somewhat49, that is a good idea, but I don't even have a prime minister and I wouldn't eat poop.

i would swere at the prime minister!! haha

A. who wants to eat poop.
B. No. i don't like heights.
C. fine with me. i don't have a prime minister so i can curse out the closest thing.

Swear at the Prime Minister. Steven Harper is an idiot.

A) No, I don't want to do such a disgusting thing.

B) It depends on the equipments I am taking with me.

C) Mine prime minister receives too much swears already, I will take easy with him.

I guess I'll jump off a cliff
*sidenote I will find a cliff 1 foot off the ground*