I definitely have no beef against David Cameron, because I'm not at the receiving end of some brutal austerity measures. I'd swear (an oath) at him though.
Jumping off a cliff will kill you. Feces consumption = some disgusting paraphilia.
B.Depends: Can i use gear? and how deep is the cliff?
C.If i got a lot of money for it i would because i would get a big fine and i have to travel to the capital. I don't really care for our Prime Minister he's kind of an idiot.
A. Eat poop B. Jump of a cliff C. Swear at the prime minister
Do you have to do one of them? If I had to do one, i'l do the third. The second also depending on if I had any thing like a parachute or a glider, then maybe. The first I wouldn't do unless i'd do 100% for sure otherwise.