ForumsThe TavernSo long, and thanks for all the lulz (Cormyn's Trolling of AG)

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cormyn
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Things reached a breaking point today with the whole "fire a mod" thing, and I'm done playing. I'm packing up my toys, and I'm going home. Literally. I'm packing my desk, and going home. Enough of this BS.

I had given my unlisted phone number to the moderators over Christmas for emergency contact purposes, and one of them thought it would be funny to start subscribing me to paid SMS services and other subscription phone call services like surveys or some crap. Of course, none of them had the spine to give me *their* phone numbers for contact purposes, so it's not like I can call each of them to find out who it was. I have a suspicion it was Cenere or Zophia in Europe because the calls are coming really late at night -- apparently AG needs better screening on the maturity level of its moderators. Like I don't get enough sleep at night already with a newborn...

This thing is obviously way out of hand. What started as a means to diplomacy and to give the other mods a much needed kick in the arse ended up causing all kinds of spam, enraged users, actual hate mail, and now late-night phone surveys waking up my entire family.

Another survey call just came in on my cell phone this afternoon, and I flew into a rage, telling Dan, Justin and John that we need to just wipe the entire moderator panel because they're obviously not mature enough to handle the job. We all argued, they told me I had power issues, and had the audacity to tell me that *I* was the one that started all of this, and that being a self-appointed community manager wasn't even in my job description, so why the hell was I so upset, blah blah blah.

So I'm done. I handed in my resignation at Armor Games effective immediately. I'd draw some fancy "middle finger" ascii art in retaliation, but I haven't even got the energy for that, and they're all expecting me to leave...

I expect they'll try to lock me out of the site by disabling my account, which frankly they have every right to do, but hopefully they'll at least have the decency to leave my resignation note up for a while so some of you can at least see that I'm quitting.

Thankfully I have a few alternate accounts kicking around that were used for testing stuff on the site, so I may drop in from time to time just to harass the moderators enough to piss them off and ban each account one by one. Maybe giving *them* a few sleepless nights will teach them a lesson.

cormyn@cormyn.com for those that want to keep in touch.

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Ricador
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I feel like this is one hell of a April Fool's day prank.

If it is: Congratulations. It took me a while to get. You win.

It it's not: I never liked the mods either.

Strop
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AND WHY IS MY TEXT GREEN!?!?!? AND WHY DO I HAVE A BIEBER ARMATAR? TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

BluePortal
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Contradictions FTW BABEH

I really wish the mods were admins though.

Perma ban streak.

But if Cormyn wanted to wreak havoc he would do it himself.

Sonatavarius
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if you really don't know... basically Cormyn said .... hey... mods aren't pulling their weight... lets vote one off to be replaced by someone else later... 3-4 days of voting and random spam on a tavern thread about the voting later and cormyn has a melt down... and apparently gets fired... he then manages to set off random codes somehow that set everything to beiber mode. and now the mods are admins.... whether its real or not... who knows that's the fun

BluePortal
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This will be forever known as "Random spam ****"

This post is actually useless but most people are too confused to actually notice.

BECAUSE IT'S _________

kingryan
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Brilliant.

Simply brilliant.

You guys have outdone yourself this year!

ManiacalMind
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Did anyone else notice that cormyn's avatar isn't a Bieber one?

GhostOfMatrix
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Did anyone else notice that cormyn's avatar isn't a Bieber one?

When I have it enabled his is a Bieber Armatar.
howlett
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So, cormyn resigned?
If this isn't a joke, will the release of AGv3 be later in the year than expected?

Ghgt99
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Why dies everybody have Bieber armatars!?!?!?!

KentyBK
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KentyBK
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For everyone that STILL isn't convinced that this is an April Fools joke: Have some Trololol guy!

Graham
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What really would be an upset would be making all regular users administrators + powers of one.

Right now, nothing's new.

Asherlee
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It's safe to say I'm a bit confused.

Zophia
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Green text confuses me.

I like blu. :<

d_dude
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If cormyn is hacking the site, this should be amusing as long as he doesn't shut it down. If cormyn shuts this site down even for a minute somehow, I WILL find him.

Otherwise, can I get my name changed like firetail_madness???

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