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Mooooooo
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This is a thread where we will discuss all of the Yo Momma Jokes, it's not just Fat. There are also few more: Old, Ugly, Smelly, Poor, Short and much more. I'll start with some. And please, do not post more than 5 jokes per post, because people who copy and paste it from some page are annoying and break all the fun. Thanks.

Yo Momma's so fat, she wears a belt called Equator.
Yo Momma's so short, she plays limbo under the door.
Yo Momma's so old, she was sitting behind Jesus in third grade.
Yo Momma's so poor, when you ring the doorbell
Yo Momma's so dark, she even leaves fingerprints on charcoal.

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master565
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I made a good one in the forum games but than the user got offended and a moderator deleted it.

master565
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None of those links work.

SupaLegit
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They do not worked because the thread is no more; It was deleted.

AbnerJack
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Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

http://www.jokelobby.com/

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yo mommas fat

jsparrow
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo mama is so ugly that people dress as her for Halloween.

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