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cormyn
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(side note: this topic thread was created and written by Cormyn and the moderator team late on Thursday, well in advance of what was cookin' on the site)

Well, after a nice day long hiatus of banning myself, it's good to be back at Armor Games. Of course, the entirety of the antics between myself and the moderators, my "resignation", subsequent "firing" as posted by John, and my "hacks" as reported by James, were all part of our 2011 April Fool's Day event in the forums. The only truth in any of it was me shooting an airsoft pellet at one of John's monitors and damaging it slightly. John still uses the monitor. And no, I don't hoard Dr Pepper at my desk.

Some background:

Any user accounts with Moderator-or-better level permissions have access to a private forum where we stage these sorts of things, and discuss who's going to say what, how others will retaliate, etc. Several moderators had concerns over the past week about whether we were taking this "fire a moderator" too far, but overall, I think every one of the moderators had a part to play, or at least some say in the direction this went.

As a thank you for playing along, every user who "voted" in the "fire a mod" thread will be given a "merit" -- those who voted more than once, or voted for me (ahem) or any other non-moderator will not be given a merit. Not because I'm mean, but because those were the rules of the game. Pay attention next time. )

To those who raised concern, alarms, staged protest votes, I'll track you down and give you each one merit as well, 'cause hey, seeing the passion in your eyes brought tears to ours.

Several of us, moderators and admins alike, read every single comment left in the "moderator filleting discussion" thread in the Tavern and MY GOODNESS, knowing that you all felt so strongly on the subject was awesome. We truly DO have the best user community among the gaming sites.

Of course, GhostOfMatrix was the first to call us on the bluff and suspect it was an April Fool's Day prank, so kudos to him for having enough insight into the tightly-knit group of Moderators we have. GoM, post something on my profile and I'll throw an extra merit your way too.

On behalf of the entire staff at Armor Games, I want to publicly say a MASSIVE thank you to all of our Moderators. They truly are some of the most unsung heroes on the site. Several of them work full time, some of them work enough hours to effectively be TWO full time jobs, some of them are in school, and they ALL have one thing in common: they LOVE helping make the Armor Games community a shining example of respect. I've lost count of how many times I've seen forum posts from users like "these forums are WAY better than [insert some other game site here]" and we ALL need to give our Moderators a huge thank-you for the part they play all year long, not just at April Fool's Day when they all bring their A-game.

Honestly, though, to back up a moment ... there were several concerns among the moderators and myself about users having hard feelings about how "far" we were taking the prank this year. To those who felt offended, you have my personal apologies. We worked as a team to decide on the course of action, and had good laughs staging everything in the Moderator's forum area. To those that thought I really did get fired and cheered, well, sorry, but I'm here for the long haul.

I've mentioned this elsewhere in the forums, and to other users personally, but wanted to repeat it here. My role with the company is that of "senior web developer". It's not in my job description to be any sort of community manager or to lead the moderator team. Carlie did an AMAZING job of that before real life needed to take priority. Justin's role is to fill that void, helping users where possible, and cleaning out spam and flagged comments, etc. I only got involved because I'm able to help the moderators in a few ways that Justin doesn't yet have the tools to do the same, but in essence, I volunteer my time outside of the office the same way that the Moderators do. However, I do need to cut back on my involvement because we're very busy working on software and my evening time is limited now that I have two kids.

As far as our assertions that the new Armor Games web site in development (aka "AG3&quot will give "moderator powers" to the average user, there IS an element of truth in there. We do have plans for things like the Reputation system and like/dislike buttons, but they are ideas for future projects and will not replace the need for moderation on the site. Our Moderator team will be just as necessary in AG3 as they are on this version of the web site. However, when AG3 launches, users WILL have the ability to block other users from communicating with them, and establish other communication channels. Check out the AG3 forum if you want to learn more about the new web site or how to sign up for the beta.

Thanks again to everyone who played a part, whether you knew it or not, in our Armor Games 2011 April Fool's Day pranks. I hope everyone has fully recovered from Bieber Fever. A HUGE kudos to James, aka caffeine101, for coming up with the idea.

Much love,
Ian Douglas, aka Cormyn

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dudeguy45
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Eh, I was'nt fooled. I love Cormyn. He tolerates my nooby questions.
What was the prank last year?

PEACE.LOVE.AG


I'm such a queer

darkrai097
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Were those things more pictures I wasn't actually supposed to drink?
*spits out more plastic and metal*

kingryan
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I'm surprised how many of you thought it was real. Then again, if you haven't been here over a year that's fair.


But then again, it was a tad larger than the status 'Hacked' Hamster thing from a previous year...but still...
Pazx
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But then again, it was a tad larger than the status 'Hacked' Hamster thing from a previous year...but still...


It fit the "STROPS NOT A DOCTOR" + "UBERTUNA IS A KID" + Rickroll thing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMY
kingryan
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Nice artwork Zoph. (On a side note I find it odd how the WoM is still going after two-ish years, but the sites' actual moderation team has changed)

It fit the "STROPS NOT A DOCTOR" + "UBERTUNA IS A KID" + Rickroll thing.


I like the Strop one - that was pretttty hilarious.
samy
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No tracking required. I'm right here


Those of us part of the protest were important to *mumbles something about a merit*.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMY


Thanks
cormyn
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What was the prank last year?


Same yellow bar as this year, but nothing apparent showed up on the site, just a link in the yellow bar that said "click here to disable our april fool's prank" which, when clicked, rickroll'd you.

We caught 153,000 people last year. Only 36,000 clicked to disable Justin Bieber. Clearly Rick Astley is the winner.
ManiacalMind
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There was probably more active users on the site last year.

waluigi
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But I thought...But you...But...sigh. I got fooled. I'm very glad that this was just a prank though and not real life. A rather harsh prank I feel, but good.

d_dude
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(also: We love our users)


And we love you, you genius fiends! Truly the best April Fools prank I have ever witnessed.
idontsuckthatmuch
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Pfft. I'm still kind of mad.

I swore to myself I wouldn't go back on before April 2nd, but I lied.

To myself and everyone else, I guess.

All I have to say is:

Holy **** guys, you made it look so real!

You even wore down the most determined people that thought it was a joke.

SirNoobalot
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And we love you, you genius fiends! Truly the best April Fools prank I have ever witnessed.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/2074221914_b82659fc8e.jpg

Honestly, you people completely fell for it??? I just played along, but I had my guard up in case it was fake.
idontsuckthatmuch
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Honestly, you people completely fell for it??? I just played along, but I had my guard up in case it was fake.


I didn't. I was always wary, but as it dragged on, I got less and less suspicious.

I will remember this when March 25 rolls around next year.
Kevin4762
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This was terrible. This isn't even a prank, more like a bad troll.

You want a real prank? Turn the language of the website to Chinese, rearrange the placement of forums, and see how bad people cry.

That's a prank.

Xzeno
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This was terrible. This isn't even a prank, more like a bad troll.
You're just mad because they got you.

Holy **** guys, you made it look so real!
Some tips for the future: DO NOT DEFEND YOURSELVES. Users aren't idiots. We noticed when you guys were all conveniently present, and called you on it. Giving all sorts of reasonable explanations as to why you're here shows you have something to hide, and is laughably phony-looking. Carlie trying that on Strop's prank sealed the deal for that, and I suspect I might have considered it the nail in the coffin for this one, too. Gantic, being Gantic, was able to pull off a character 180 convincingly, because his angle was oblique as always.

Cormyn's "arguments" with the mods taking place on their profiles also had that stilted air, and they logically wouldn't have taken place in the public eye, had it been real. The "hoarding Dr. Pepper" was, I presume, meant as a hint that it was fake.

All said, I kinda wish I had been in the believer group. It was most fun in those fleeting moments I thought it was real. That vote, cheering up Cen when Cormyn dissed him... that was a real blast. Those noble acts of sedition appear to my age demographic.

But yeah, coordinated Cormyn vote. That was me. *puts on terrorist mask*
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