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cormyn
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(side note: this topic thread was created and written by Cormyn and the moderator team late on Thursday, well in advance of what was cookin' on the site)

Well, after a nice day long hiatus of banning myself, it's good to be back at Armor Games. Of course, the entirety of the antics between myself and the moderators, my "resignation", subsequent "firing" as posted by John, and my "hacks" as reported by James, were all part of our 2011 April Fool's Day event in the forums. The only truth in any of it was me shooting an airsoft pellet at one of John's monitors and damaging it slightly. John still uses the monitor. And no, I don't hoard Dr Pepper at my desk.

Some background:

Any user accounts with Moderator-or-better level permissions have access to a private forum where we stage these sorts of things, and discuss who's going to say what, how others will retaliate, etc. Several moderators had concerns over the past week about whether we were taking this "fire a moderator" too far, but overall, I think every one of the moderators had a part to play, or at least some say in the direction this went.

As a thank you for playing along, every user who "voted" in the "fire a mod" thread will be given a "merit" -- those who voted more than once, or voted for me (ahem) or any other non-moderator will not be given a merit. Not because I'm mean, but because those were the rules of the game. Pay attention next time. )

To those who raised concern, alarms, staged protest votes, I'll track you down and give you each one merit as well, 'cause hey, seeing the passion in your eyes brought tears to ours.

Several of us, moderators and admins alike, read every single comment left in the "moderator filleting discussion" thread in the Tavern and MY GOODNESS, knowing that you all felt so strongly on the subject was awesome. We truly DO have the best user community among the gaming sites.

Of course, GhostOfMatrix was the first to call us on the bluff and suspect it was an April Fool's Day prank, so kudos to him for having enough insight into the tightly-knit group of Moderators we have. GoM, post something on my profile and I'll throw an extra merit your way too.

On behalf of the entire staff at Armor Games, I want to publicly say a MASSIVE thank you to all of our Moderators. They truly are some of the most unsung heroes on the site. Several of them work full time, some of them work enough hours to effectively be TWO full time jobs, some of them are in school, and they ALL have one thing in common: they LOVE helping make the Armor Games community a shining example of respect. I've lost count of how many times I've seen forum posts from users like "these forums are WAY better than [insert some other game site here]" and we ALL need to give our Moderators a huge thank-you for the part they play all year long, not just at April Fool's Day when they all bring their A-game.

Honestly, though, to back up a moment ... there were several concerns among the moderators and myself about users having hard feelings about how "far" we were taking the prank this year. To those who felt offended, you have my personal apologies. We worked as a team to decide on the course of action, and had good laughs staging everything in the Moderator's forum area. To those that thought I really did get fired and cheered, well, sorry, but I'm here for the long haul.

I've mentioned this elsewhere in the forums, and to other users personally, but wanted to repeat it here. My role with the company is that of "senior web developer". It's not in my job description to be any sort of community manager or to lead the moderator team. Carlie did an AMAZING job of that before real life needed to take priority. Justin's role is to fill that void, helping users where possible, and cleaning out spam and flagged comments, etc. I only got involved because I'm able to help the moderators in a few ways that Justin doesn't yet have the tools to do the same, but in essence, I volunteer my time outside of the office the same way that the Moderators do. However, I do need to cut back on my involvement because we're very busy working on software and my evening time is limited now that I have two kids.

As far as our assertions that the new Armor Games web site in development (aka "AG3&quot will give "moderator powers" to the average user, there IS an element of truth in there. We do have plans for things like the Reputation system and like/dislike buttons, but they are ideas for future projects and will not replace the need for moderation on the site. Our Moderator team will be just as necessary in AG3 as they are on this version of the web site. However, when AG3 launches, users WILL have the ability to block other users from communicating with them, and establish other communication channels. Check out the AG3 forum if you want to learn more about the new web site or how to sign up for the beta.

Thanks again to everyone who played a part, whether you knew it or not, in our Armor Games 2011 April Fool's Day pranks. I hope everyone has fully recovered from Bieber Fever. A HUGE kudos to James, aka caffeine101, for coming up with the idea.

Much love,
Ian Douglas, aka Cormyn

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Zophia
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No one is exempt from my post-April 1st suspiciousness. /o/

Ghgt99
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Dudes. Best April Fools ever!!


I seriously thought Voidy was going to perma-ban me. Whew.

And I couldn't really believe cormyn got fired. It was just too weird.

kingjac11
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It was a good aprils fools but seemed a bit unbelievable so i knew it was a joke.

I seriously thought Voidy was going to perma-ban me. Whew.

Your begging was hilarious.
Xzeno
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Most people being here over a year or who regular CT should be exempt from that :P
Nope, only people who placed their bets beforehand get off the hook. Which technically puts me in the idiot who believed it category, even though I had all but proof. Or does knowing make you automatically out? I really can't say I would have fallen for it or not.

But yeah, you can't be like "O YEW, I KNEW!" after the reveal. Take a firm stance before that and you get cred. If not, you were automatically fooled.
Pazx
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I made several comments about it beforehand, so I'm clear. And there was discussion about it in CT although I doubt any screeny's for proof.

Efan
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But yeah, you can't be like "O YEW, I KNEW!" after the reveal. Take a firm stance before that and you get cred. If not, you were automatically fooled.

I do have a comment from the 25th saying I believed it to be an April fools thing. Sadly though, I was sixty percent believing it was real by the 31st :/
skater_kid_who_pwns
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In soviet russia... well.. you get the meme. Anyway, right back at ya homie


In soviet russia, those jokes still aren't funny!

But yeah, you can't be like "O YEW, I KNEW!" after the reveal. Take a firm stance before that and you get cred. If not, you were automatically fooled.


I called cormyn out, but he is tricky, like I told him. And he was like "Naw your silly guy, it's legit"

*wags finger*

But I knew better then that!


I find it hillarious that all the mods show up for this, and then will all return to the shadows very soon.




Also~~~~~The tavern looks like a large pile of rabit droppings. PLease fix this.
Devoidless
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I legit only showed up by chance. Got computer running (again again) and went "lawlz, teh forums I is to go! say whut, lol worthy prankz on teh usars? FTW!"

And so far as the Tavern goes:
The refresh rate for threads on the first page is so high that it will even out in a short time. Stickies will be unstuck soon enough as well.

Ghgt99
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Your begging was hilarious.


A guys gotta do what a guys gotta do. Besides, I probably have more friends on AG, then I do in real life. On AG my friends list is 8, in real life it is like 3.
d_dude
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in real life it is like 3.


Well done? I enjoy having friends in what is considered 'real' life. I get to do stuff like play video games with them. But I can already do that with Xbox Live Friends.

Next year, you will not fool me!
Cenere
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I find it hillarious that all the mods show up for this, and then will all return to the shadows very soon.

To be honest, it was all coincidence that we were all active for the duration of this. And even I am going to return to shadows soon, since I have stuff to do that is a fair deal more important than AG (yes, there are such things).

Next year, you will not fool me!

Who says we are going to do anything next year? We might do nothing, and then you will be all suspicious of our every move~
Xzeno
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I made several comments about it beforehand, so I'm clear. And there was discussion about it in CT although I doubt any screeny's for proof.
But the CT knowledge collecshun is hax. But like I said, no screenies = we're fools.
I legit only showed up by chance.
That is an unexpected development. The truth seemed really fake. Regardless, I still maintain that the manner in which you (and Zoph) pointed it out was a little suspect. Still, it was very well-played. Nemo gets points for being most convincingly straight-laced on AIM. Strop loses points for NOT BEING AROUND WHEN I NEEDED TO MAKE HIM DO STUFF!
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Nemo is never straight laced, what are you talking about?

To be honest, it was all coincidence that we were all active for the duration of this. And even I am going to return to shadows soon, since I have stuff to do that is a fair deal more important than AG (yes, there are such things).


"More important" = I'll be watching you.

The fact that justin beiber was just publicly made fun of on a web site of this scale, is just too great for my mind to comprehend.
chubyandres
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i think your right skater kid

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I'm always right.....except for the majority of the time where I am not.

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