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Calvin, you are the awesomest-quote-maker person. You had some nice quotes in TTICA.

Here's mine:

Wow. You would do (insert whatever person is doing here)

- My brother

ok so my friend comes up to me and says "frog in a blender"
my reply is "bat in the washing machine"
"snake in a toster oven"
"rat in the drain dissposal"
"racoon in the toilet"
"lizard in the microwave"
and so on
it made no sense at all

"They want everyone to be happy, but they want you to be happy"[i]- Xeano321

lol i came up with that describing corporations or organizations that are always appealing to the unpleasant side of life

im giving you a fortified warning

What the heck is a fortified warning?

Seriously, As a usual lazy american, it is my fat job to give my name a chance

Nice molestache.

idk y but one day my for a comeback my friend made to short farting noises, then slapped the top of his fore arm twice and then pretended like he just pumped a shotgun on the bottom of his forearm and said &quotoop in a sock and lick me with it" lol i have no idea why or how someone would come up with that sentence. but i thought it was funny