Maaaaan, that sucks. Or in your case, Youtube actually saved you from a big fat dose of lame, so not so sucky.
Do the "*****es" really like dances like the Dougie and the Stanky Leg? All this club dancing stuff seems a bit pale and limp-wristed to me, but then I guess it's really hard to actually move around on a crowded dance floor (which is why I don't go clubbing often). When I do I pretty much demand decent floor space because I bboy, which usually results in the formation of a circle, which in turn usually results in a battle (the quality of the opponent varying on the crowd and amount of alcohol consumed). Then I usually get informed that I "can have any girl I want" but... I prefer to just battle.