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Paarfam
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What do you think is very painful, and don't just say &quotainful stuff". Hey, serfs, by the way that gets annoying. My painful things would have to be tooth pain because my teeth are a bit screwed up so they always hurt.

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Legion1350
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This comes from a life experience from me. When I was younger, I was throwing away old batteries. I had to scratch my crotch, so I did. About half a minute later, I felt an intense burning. I managed to get battery acid on my scrotum. Not a pleasant experience. I sat on the couch for half an hour holding ice cubes to my crotch while wincing in pain. So yeah, I'm going to say battery acid.

Paarfam
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@Legion1350
****...
Ouch, sounds like it hurt like ***.

Nurvana
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Rusty spiked up your nails.

I'm just sayin'.

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When i was 9, i was eating a cheeseburger outside. I went inside to get a drink and returned. I took a bite of my cheeseburger. Well, a bee had just happened to have crawled into my cheeseburger and stung me on tongue when i bit down. rest of the day i had my mouth open with ice on my tongue

fighter23
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When I was in Kindergarden a tree fell on my leg I was alright though, but the pain was unreal.

PracticalManiac
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I was jumping off a wall and bouncing off a yoga ball. I missed the ball and landed flat on my ***. Fractured my tailbone Couldn't stand up at more than a 60 degree angle for months

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It's likely to not be the worst pain ever possible to be experienced, but cluster headache seems to be severe.

ShadowShank696
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It's likely to not be the worst pain ever possible to be experienced, but cluster headache seems to be severe.


dang its supposevly worse then child birth that must be pretty painful allthough ive never given birth and never will or had these cluster headaches either for gods sake there nicknamed suicide headaches
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Has anyone said kidney stones?

GhostOfMatrix
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A few painful things:
-A baseball hitting your head.
-Getting tackled by a big guy in American football.
-Life.
-Dropping a rock on your foot.
-Getting burned.
-Migraines.
-Breaking a finger.
-Breaking a rib.

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Mine will probably sound so pathetic next to these....
Last year I was stupid and scraped the crap outta my elbow. No problem, right? Spray a little germ killing stuff and slap a bandaid on there. Then it festered. When I went to pull the bandaid off all the dead skin (and some healthy skin) got pulled off too. This happened about four times before I finally decided to just stop putting bandaids on it. :P


Scrapes can hurt pretty bad. I once fell off my bike and scraped up both my knees and couldn't walk for two days because it hurt so much to bend my legs.

When I was being tested for epilepsy They stuck these probes up my nose to scan the frontal lobe of my brain. They weren't that big but coming out they felt a bit like that one scene in Total Recall where Arnold pulls that probe out of his nose.
http://www.therpf.com/attachments/f9/total-recall-nose-bug-extractor-device-21.gif-31255d1281149521

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anything having to do with any type of impact to the male genitalia. also when i had appendicitis it hurt like CRAZY kept me up all night moaning. fortunately it didn't burst. i've also fallen off my bike and the tire and the road essentially left my knees and the inside of my thigh's without any skin. i then had to scrub the raw spots with iodine, hydrogen peroxide and soap...vigorously. then i put gauze on it. when the time came to take the gauze off the sebum/lymph/blood that had oozed out of the raw spots had dried and essentially glued the gauze to my raw leg. i spent the next 45 minutes to an hour wetting my leg and the gauze and gently peeling it off...it sucked

Kalb789
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also getting hit in the throat, especially the adam's apple. i know from experience

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